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  • A friend can betray you, but an enemy will always stay the same.

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  • Sorry I Just Had To Put This One In. I’m Surprised Its Not Up There. After All Its Said By The Best Pirate In The World! Me I’m Dishonest. And A Dishonest Man You Can Always Trust To Be Dishonest. Honestly Its The Honest Ones You Want To Watch Out For Because You Never Know When They Are Going To Do Something Completely Stupid! SAID BY CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

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  • Take what you can, give nothing back
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  • You can always trust the untrustworthy because you can always trust that they will be untrustworthy. Its the trustworthy you can’t trust.

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  • If ye can’t trust a pirate, ye damn well can’t trust a merchant either

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  • There comes a time in most men’s lives where they feel the need to raise the Black Flag.

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  • Yarrrr! there be ony two ranks of leader amongst us pirates! Captain and if your really notorious then it’s Cap’n!

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  • Not all treasure is silver and gold- Pirates of the Carribean

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  • The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy!

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  • Give me freedom or give me the rope. For I shall not take the shackles that subjugate the poor to uphold the rich.

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  • And that was done without a single drop of rum… STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!! you know, thats the 2nd time I’v watched that man sail away with my ship.

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  • Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.

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  • Why are pirates pirates? cuz they arr

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  • Drink up me hearties yoho …a pirates life for me

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  • Why is the rum gone
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  • It’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy.

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    • The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great- grandfather was a pirate.

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    • The Code is more like guidelines, really.
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    • Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.

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    • To err is human but to arr is pirate
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    • The existence of the sea means the existence of pirates.

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    • If ye thinks he be ready to sail a beauty, ye better be willin’ to sink with her.

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    • Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag.

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    • Where there is a sea there are pirates.
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    • Fetch me another Cabin Boy…This one be split – Yellowbeard

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    • Suddenly you’re like a pirate, you’re 65 years old and you’ve got an ear- ring.

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    • You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

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    • ot a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it?” “Why is the rum always gone?

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    • It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves.

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    • Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality.

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    • It’s not everyday you get to do a pirate movie, you might as well go for it.

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    • Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.

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    • Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, ~or take any from you.

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    • Yes, I do heartily repent. I repent I had~ not done more mischief; and that we did not cut the throats of them that took us, and I am extremel~y sorry that you aren’t hanged as well as we.

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    • Work like a captain, play like a pirate.
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    • A pirate is a man that is w~eak to achieve but too strong to steal from even the greatest achiever.

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    • Keep calm and say ‘Ar

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    • Shiver me timbers.
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    • Damn ye, you are a sneaking puppy, and so are all those who will submit to be governed by laws which rich men have made for their own security.

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    • Pirate’s code: First freedom and the cap~tain. Second the loot, third woman and the rum and at the end no mercy if they not immediately surrender

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    • How much does the pirate pay for an ear piercing? … A buccaneer

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    • Piracy is the way o life. Ahoy.

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    • Piracy – Hostile take over. Without t~he messy paperwork.

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    • Right from the Voyage og Noah, surviving was by sailing. Avast ye! and sail against the tides.

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    • Why are pirates better than every one else? They just Ar

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    • Well actualy piracy is a democracy ~with captains voted for by the crew. But I am touched by y’loyalty mate.

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    • A pirate is for life, not just for christmas

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    • Don’t ever; let people that see whats in yo~ur left hand, see whats in the right…

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    • Whats a pirate’s favorite fas~t food restaurant? Ar

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    • I’m a pirate, a weather beaten pirate, am sailing foreva

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    • I’m a pirate! I’m my own captain!

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    • My mom would not let me see~ the pirate movie because it was rated rr

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    • Ahoy! lets trouble the water

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    • Where’s yer Bucc~aneers?
    • One me Buccan Head
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    • The new Pirates of the Cari~bbean film is rated “Ar

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    • Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.

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    • A Pirate’s favorite movie is one that is rated “ARRRR

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    • The Norwood Pirates are awesome

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    • The Dutchman must have a Captain! – Pir~ates of the Carribean

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    • There is something I must tell you…I ~am not left- handed!

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    • I’m sorry to see you here, but if you’d ha~ve fought like a man you needn’t hang like a dog. Anne Bonny to jack.

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    • Who am I? I’m Captain Jack Sparrow!
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    • Avast ye landlubbers! ~Ye can throw ye lunch in Davy Jones’ locker, but not yer homework

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