Romantic Shayari Jokes sms message2017


  • It is Very Tough to belive a stranger
  • But if someone Loves You More Than Fish Loves water
  • Holds Your hand Tight with tears In This Eyes & Says
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  • The Moment I Saw You
  • I Fell in love You
  • I cant’t live without you
  • & Wanna spend the rest of my life with you
  • I Love You,What will You Reply
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  • To see light,look at sun
  • to see love ,look at moon
  • to see beauty,look at nature
  • to see hope,look at future
  • bt,to see hope,look at mirror
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  • Ajeeb lagti Hain Sham Kabhi,Kabhi
  • Jindagi lagti Hain bejan Kabhi kabhi
  • samajh me aaye to btana ki yo karti hai
  • yaadein pareshan kabhi kabhi
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  • Wife : suno ji beta bahut paise udane laga hain
  • jahan bhi chhpati hu dhoondh leta hain
  • dad nalayak ki book me rakh de Exam Tak nahi milega
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  • I Love So much me heart is sure
  • as time goes on I Love Yo More
  • your Happy Smile,Your Loving face
  • No one will ever take your place
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  • Aisab bhi humne kya kasur kar diya
  • ki aapne is tarh se hume gair kar diya
  • maff karna hamari gushtakiyon ko
  • jinki wajah se aap ne yaad karna chod diya
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  • Hey Smart Santa
  • Madam : What came 1st sn or moon
  • santa : obviosly moon
  • madam : How ?
  • santa : Madam ji Honey’MOON”hoga tabhi son aayega
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  • Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo
  • de ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo
  • pyar karo ski saheli ke samne itna ki
  • uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe janu
  • plz mujhe bhi patalo
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  • What is the MORAL of these Movies?
  • JANNAT,DEVDAs,MURDER,FANA,Awarapan
  • & TITANIC,Ashiqui 2 Think!
  • Bachi k chkar me jo Pra,
  • wo KUTTAY ki moat mara…
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  • Nasha tha unke pyar ka
  • jisse mein hum kho gye
  • unhi bhi pata nhi chala
  • ke kab hum unke ho gaye
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  • Jis bus me baithi ho haseenaye
  • us bs ke shishe chatak jate hain
  • driver chahe jitni tej chalaye
  • dewaane fir bhi latak jate hain
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  • pyaar wo hai jis mein sachai saath ho
  • saathi ki har baat ka eshsas ho
  • uski har addaa par naaz ho
  • dur rehkar bhi pass hone ka eshaas ho
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  • Doctor to Aishwarya’s baby:
  • you know who is ur Grand father?
  • Baby: yes, Big B
  • Who’s ur Mother: Miss world Aishwarya.
  • Then who is ur father?
  • Baby: No IDEA sirji.
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  • LALU : “I love u” iska matlab ka hota hai?
  • SONIA : Mai tumse pyar karti hu.
  • LALU : Lo kar lo baat…
  • “> Angreji me ek sawal kya puch liya,
  • Pagli fida ho gayi humpe.
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  • Ek bar ek Sarabi Apni Eye donate karne gaya
  • Doctor ne Sarabi se pucha : Kuch kehana chahte ho
  • Sarabi : yes, Jisko bhi meri ye Eye lagaoo pls
  • usko bata dena ki ye 2 pag lagane ke baad hi khulti hain
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  • Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant
  • mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
  • Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
  • Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya
  • kyu ussko?
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  • Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?
  • Bacha: UPS ke Maalik hain.
  • Teacher: Nice.
  • Acha ye UPS ka kya matlab hai?
  • Bacha: “Usman Pakora Shop”

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  • एक REXONA नाम की लड़की थी
  • जिसके मम्मी पापा का नाम DAYNA और CINTHOL था .
  • एक MARGO नाम का लड़का था जो REXONA को प्यार
  • करता था और REXONA भी MARGO को अपना LIFEBOY
  • बनाना चाहती थी .
  • दोनों का प्यार PEARS की तरह बिलकुल साफ था .
  • दोनों की शादी FAIR & LOVELY गार्डन में हुई .
  • शादी में –
  • DETOL,
  • MEDIMIX,
  • LUX,NO.1 
  • FENA,Venus
  • NIRMA,
  • VIVEL,
  • DOVE Etc.
  • आते हैं .
  • शादी के कुछ साल बाद उनके जुड़वाँ बच्चे हुए जिनका नाम
  • होता है –
  • JOHNSON & JOHNSON.
  • हसो मत …
  • ये एक तरीका था आप को बताने का की बाजार में साबुन
  • की पूरी family है किसी एक member को पकड़ो और नहा लो
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  • Sarabi (Doctor se) – Aap meri Sarab chudwa sakte ho kya ?
  • Doctor – Han kyu nahi…
  • Sarabi – To Police ne meri 20 Botel pakdi hai… Pls Chudwa do.
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  •  Doctor – Kaise aana hua?
  • Patient – Doctor saab tabiyat theek nahi hain
  • Doctor – Sharab peete ho?
  • Patient – Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I’m not feeling well 
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  • Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada Log Aaye Hai..
  • Wo Stage Par Gaya Aur Bola..
  • Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaye..
  • 10-15 log Aa Gye Ek Taraf…
  • Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.
  • 10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye…
  • Ab usne Ek Danda Le Ke Un Sab ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) ko bhagaya
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  • Sher Ka Puttar
  • Ek Srdar apne Bete se bola oye ghabra 
  • mat Tu sher ka puttar hai.
  • Beta: oye papaji, acha hua bata diya 
  • techer bhi ye hi puchti he ki Tu kis janwar 
  • ki aulad hai.?
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  • Batao na.!!
  • Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai
  • meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..
  • Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne
  • ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..
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  • Doctor Ki Likhai
  • Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo 
  • kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..
  • Wo likhte hai:—
  • “Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le…!
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  • Sardar :- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I 
  • AM GOING”?
  • Friend :- Main jaa raha hun.
  • Sardar :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur 
  • bhi aise ja chuke hain….answer bata ke jaa.. 
  • Nahi Aata
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  • 3 Din
  • Maalik Makaan : Mein tumko kiraya dene 
  • ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
  • Santa : Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur 
  • Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.
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  • Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
  • Puja Karke Soti Thi
  • Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage..
  • 21st Century Ki Ladkiya
  • Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
  • Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.
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  • Dad : Kab sudhrega Nalayak!
  • Woh Verma Ji ki ladki ko dekh………
  • Beta : Kaha hain? Kidhar?
  • Mujhe toh boli ki Out of Town hu!
  • Ghar aa gayi?
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  • Me- papa aaj maine 5000 kamaye
  • Dad- great beta, but how?
  • Me- satta lagaya tha IPL match pe
  • Dad- harami kahan se seekha yeh sab
  • Me- IIN se
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  • Cat: “How old are u ?
  • Elephant: “5 yrs
  • Cat: “U luk big.
  • Elephant: “i m a COMPLAN BOY
  • Cat: “i m 20 yrs
  • Elephant:” But u luk small
  • Cat: “PONDS MIRACLE,
  • BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE!
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  • Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
  • With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
  • The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
  • ‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA
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  • Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko
  • himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
  • Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
  • Santa : I love you Didi
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  • Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
  • Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
  • dekh patni ne pati se kaha –
  • Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
  • kha raha hai, namaste karo.
  • Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji
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  • Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse
  • bada challenge kya hai?”
  • Banta replied – Answer sheet ko
  • khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
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  • Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
  • Chudail ne use roka aur kaha :
  • Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
  • Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!
  • paas karke dikha.
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  • Machhar ne app ko kata wo uska junon tha
  • app ne ush jagah khuja liya wo app ka sukon tha.
  • jaan bujhkar app ne nahi mara ush ko
  • konki ush main app ka khun tha
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  • Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
  • Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
  • Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
  • 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!
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  • Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
  • Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
  • Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
  • Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi
  • poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..
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  • Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
  • Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
  • Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
  • aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
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  • Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
  • Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
  • Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
  • Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi
  • poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!
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  • Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
  • Khadke glassi in the bar,
  • Punjabi Bhangra te
  • Chicken Fry,Always TALLI
  • never CRY !
  • Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne
  • cheekan maariyan ne.
  • Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun,
  • car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
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  • Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to
  • sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
  • Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
  • par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
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  • Dosti karo college wali se,
  • pyar karo office wali se,
  • batein karo pados wali se,
  • ankh ladao sali se,
  • love karo dilvali se,
  • AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
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  • Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
  • Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
  • Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 29″ ka
  • remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.
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  • Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada
  • ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
  • Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
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  • Teacher:Taj mahal kisne banaya?
  • Santa:ji, karigar ne.
  • teacher:mera matlab hai banvaya kisne tha?
  • Santa:ji, thekedar ne.
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  • TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
  • TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
  • aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota,
  • agar budda Aashiq na hota.
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  • Poem on “TAJMAHAL”by
  • 3 diff. People.
  • BACHELOR-
  • Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
  • Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar Mumtaz nhi MILTI.
  • LOVER-
  • Taqdir hai mgar kismt nhi khulti, Mumtaz milgai hai,
  • Magar shadi nhi KARTI.
  • MARRIED-
  • Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
  • Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar Mumtaz nhi MARTI..
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  • American :- ye Kutub Minar kitne din mein bana hai ?
  • Indian Guide:- 1 mahine mein
  • American :- yeh hamare mulak mein to 2 weeks mein ban jati hai….
  • Thoda aage jaane ke baad phir poocha:
  • Yeh Lal kila kitne din main bana hai?
  • Indian :- Sirf 2 weeks mein
  • American :- hamare Mulk mein to 3 days mein ban jati hai…
  • Taj Mahal ke paas se guzre toh american ne pucha :-
  • Yeh Taj Mahal kitne din mein bani hai ?
  • Indian :- Pata Nahi
  • Kal shaam ko to Nahin tha..

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  • patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu
  • kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu.
  • pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na..plzzz

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  • Know your woman’s type : –
  • 1. Windows Woman – kisi kaam k nhi hoti pr
  • ishk bina gujara bhi nhi hota..
  • 2. Hard-Disk Woman – yeh sab kuch hmesa yaad rakhti hai..
  • 3. RAM Woman –muhh ferte hai apk bare mai sab kuch bhul jati hai..
  • 5. INTERNET Woman – Difficult to access
  • 6. E-mail Woman – ishki kahi 10 baato mai 8 baaten bina matlab k hote hai
  • 7. Virus Woman – ishko “wife” bhi kehte hai,
  • ishki bare mai jab tak ap jante hai,
  • tab tak yeh apk system ka band baja chuki hoti hai..

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  • pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi..
  • patni-to?
  • pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu..
  • patni-soch lo….!!!!draupati k 5 pati the….
  • pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga
  • ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga..
  • frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh
  • kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena.

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  • pati prawachan sun k aya aur
  • patni ko godd mai utha liya
  • patni-guruji ne kya rommance
  • krne ko kaha hai kya?
  • pati-nhi pagli unhone kaha hai
  • apkna dukh khud uthana chahiye.

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  • pati- maine aj ek sapna dekha?
  • patni-kya?
  • pati-ki tm kise se pyar kr rahi ho.
  • patni-kya tmne use pehchana?
  • pati-nhi pehchan paya,kyuki mai raat
  • mai bina chasma k hi so gaya tha.

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  • shadi ki mauk pr dulha dulhan ki
  • mang sindur bharne laga to
  • ek bola -yaar, ye rashm agar ulati ho jani chahiye
  • yani dunhan dulhe ki mang mai sindur bhare.
  • dusara bola-agar aisa hua to duniya k sare
  • takle kuware hi reh jayenge
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  • pati- hipnotis kya hota hai?
  • patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana.
  • pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai
  • ek pati apni patni ko yeh keh kr chidata tha- 3 bacho ki amma
  • patni ko bahut gussa ata tha
  • ek din jaise hi pati ne bola 3 bacho ki amma
  • patni ne turant jwab diya bolo- 2 bacho k papa..

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  • Na baje beta ek hath se tali
  • Na lage achhi humein hmari gharwali
  • Rang lagaane ke liye to sirf
  • Achi lage mujhe meri pyari sali 😀
  • Happy Holi sali ji

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  •  Flirt Jokes

  • A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
  • P Q R S T U V W X
  • Y Z
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  • 1 missing hai
  • Phir Se Padh rahe ho
  • Are Bewkuf ABCD me 1 Kahan Aata hai.

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  • Ladkiyan Kyon Sunder Dikhtin Hain
  • Kya Makeup Hota hai ya wo sach me Sunder hotin hai
  • Sab Bakwas hai Derasal Ladko Ki Imagination Achhi Hoti Hai

  • Flirt Jokes
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  • Tumhe pata hai “A B C D E F G” ka Full Form
  • ‘A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl’
  • Ab ise Ulta Karo G F E D C B A aur batao?
  • ‘Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again’

  • Flirt Jokes

  • Biwi Aur Girl Friend ma Kya Antar Hai
  • Girl Frined is like a Hot Pizza eat always HoT!!
  • Biwi is Like a Daal-Bhaat No Option but Good for Health..

  • Flirt Jokes
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  • Girl Doctor Se Boli:
  • Jab Main Cigrette Pitin Hun to Mujhe Kuch Hota hai,
  • 1st Puff me Main Apne Juten Utartin Hun
  • 2nd Puff Me Main Apne Socks Utartin Hun
  • 3rd Puff Me Main Apne Shirt Utartin Hun…
  • Doctor ne Kaha… ye lo Cigrette aur Practical me Bataon.

  • Flirt Jokes
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  • Bahut Saal Pehle Apna Pyaar, Jawani, Maan-Baap,
  • Pehchan, Sukh-Dukh Tyagn Dene Wale ko “SAINT”
  • Kaha Jata Tha Per Ab “Husband” Kaha Jata Hai.

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  • Ek Dentist Ki Advise Hai
  • Apen Girlfriend ko Tooth Brush Ki Tarah Use Karo
  • Kabhi Dusre to Nahi Do aur Her 3 Months Me Badal Dalo…
  • What Is LOVE
  • L-Loss of Money
  • O-Out of Work
  • V-Vaste of Time
  • E-End of Life
  • So Don’t Love Only Flirt..
  • Husband To Wife:
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  • Tum Apne Saadi Ki Salgirah Per Kahan Jana Pasand Karogi
  • Wife: Wohin Jahan Main Aaj Tak Kabhi Nahi Gai.
  • Husband: To Kitechen Kaisa Rahega.
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  • Shaadi par wife boli:es,
  • Aaap mere prannath aur mein apke charno ki dasi.
  • Shaadi ke baad woh ho Gaya Charandas aur,
  • woh ho gayi prano ki pyaasi.

  • Husband Wife Jokes
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  • Jitne channel Tv ke,
  • Utne nakhre Biwi ke,
  • Tv chalta hai remote se,
  • Biwi chalta hai Note se.

  • Husband Wife Jokes
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  • Biwi vo hoti hai jo,
  • Shaadi ke baad apne pati baad apne
  • pati kisari aadadto
  • kobadal deti hai,
  • aur baad me kehti hai ki,
  • “aap pehle jaise nahi rahe”

  • Husband Wife Jokes
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  • What is the difference between wife & saali?
  • Saali is Beauty,
  • Wife is duty,
  • Saali is passion,
  • Wife is tension,
  • Saali is patakha,
  • Wife is sayapa,
  • Saali is cool,
  • Wife is fool,
  • Saali is tuty-fruity,
  • Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake,
  • Wife is earth quake…

  • Husband Wife Jokes
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  • Husband apni Wife se (suhagraat ko):
  • Darling apna chand sa chehra to dikaho…
  • Chehra dekte hi husband bola:
  • Arey tumhare chehre par to kale dhabbe or gadde hai,
  • tumhare maa baap ne mujhe dhoka diya hai.
  • Wife: Darlin nayi khojo se chand ka yahi roop samne aaya hai.

  • Husband Wife Jokes
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  • Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
  • Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband
  • se hisse mein aate hai,
  • aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!

  • Husband Wife Jokes
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  • Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
  • Husband: Shayad main~ mar jaunga.
  • Wife: Kyon?
  • Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai.

  • Husband Wife Jokes
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  • Marriage Broker: Tumhe ~kaisi biwi chahiye?
  • Man: Mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye,
  • jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

  • Husband Wife Jokes
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  • A beggar- ‘Oh sund~ari ! Andha hoon.
  • Sawa paanch rupya de de..
  • “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
  • sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai

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