romantic text smsमोहब्बत भी क्या चीज़ है


  • @आँखों मे आ जाते है आँसू,
  • फिर भी लबो पे हसी रखनी पड़ती है,
  • ये मोहब्बत भी क्या चीज़ है यारो,
  • @जिस से करते है उसीसे छुपानी पड़ती है…
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  •  romantic text sms
  • Without Love — dayz are
  • “Sadday,
  • moanday,
  • @tearsday,
  • wasteday,
  • thirstday,
  • frightday,
  • @shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…
  • Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day
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  •  urdu love sms
  • @Wada tu ker lyty hain
  • nibhana bhool jaty hain
  • laga ker aag seeny main
  • bhoojana bhool jaty hain
  • @who kehty hain k ayein gymilny ko pal do pal
  • milna tu chahty hain per aana bhool jaty hain Sana
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  •  sweet sms
  • @If you were to check my handphone one day, you will realise that yours will be the one and only name that appears in my inbox, sent messages and dialed numbers folder. Cos anything associated with you, is just too precious to be deleted away.
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  •  sms romantic
  • @I’m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you.
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  •  sweet love sms
  • @You give me joy, you give me hope. You give me energy, which helps me cope. I love you darling, more than you love the Pope!
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  •  sms text message
  • When you need someone to be there for you, I’d be just sitting right beside you.
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  •  i love u sms
  • @My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!
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  •  love messages
  • @Darling, if you are the second best girl for me, then who is the best? The answer is nobody, because you will always be the best girl for me.
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  • @God is wise when he did not put a price tag on you darling. If he did, I won’t be able to afford to have a boyfriend (girlfriend) as precious as you.
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  •  morning love sms
  • @Last night I matched each star with a reason for loving you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
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  •  i love u sms
  • You are the twinkle of my eyes;
  • @The smile on my lips;
  • The joy of my face;
  • Without you I am incomplete.
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  •  true love sms
  • @I cant hear u, i cant see u,i cant hold u,
  • I cant hear u, i cant see u,i cant hold u,but i really do miss u, Happy Valentines day, my best friend.
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  •  love quotes
  • There’s a love that only u can give,
  • There’s a love that only u can give,
  • A smile that only your lips can show,
  • @A twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes,
  • & a life of mine that u alone can complete.
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  •  free love sms
  • @Take my eyes but let me see U…Take my mind but let me Think about U…Take my Hand but let me Touch U…But don’t try to take my Heart coz its already with U….
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  •  sms on love
  • @When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it’s everything
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  •  i love you sms
  • @I’m not sure what life could bring… I’m not sure if dreams come true, I’m not sure what love can do… but am very sure about one thing “ I like u a a lot”
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  •  cute love sms
  • Wondering what my Valentine lover
  • Wondering what my Valentine lover
  • Will give me on Valentine’s day
  • Will it be a trip abroad?
  • Will it be money for me to hoard?
  • Will it be a diamond ring?
  • !@!@Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing?
  • Will it be a brand new car?
  • Will he reach up for the bewitching stars?
  • No my Valentine lover
  • Had cupid’s dart
  • He aimed the dart
  • Towards my heart
  • My Valentine lover gave me his heart
  • In return I gave him mine
  • To keep with him
  • Till the end of time
  • !!@Yes; my Valentine lover gave me his heart!
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  •  i love u sms
  • when i saw U, I hold my breathe and thought……
  • @would U be mine…
  • would i be urs….
  • would i be able to feel u….
  • suddenly…..
  • @i thought
  • it was a fantasy where I was living..
  • but U made me believe fantacy may become reality..

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  • I searched through books
  • @I searched through books & leafed through cards,
  • For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart,
  • But when I sat down to write, all I can write was….
  • I Love You!
  • Happy Valentine’s Day!
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  •  sms love notes
  • !@Love is not sumthg that is born in the morning, shines in the noon and dies at night.
  • It borns when its not needed and dies wen you need it the most!!
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  •  love sms collection
  • !Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love…Makes Life Beautiful.
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  •  sms love quotes
  • Flowers die,
  • Stories End,
  • !Songs Fade,
  • Memories are forgotten,
  • All things come to End,
  • But,
  • “Presious People” Like “You”
  • Are always remembered
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  •  funny and love sms
  • REMEMBER
  • !that there will
  • always be
  • someome
  • who
  • remember u everyday
  • with
  • or without
  • messages!
  • or calls!
  • THATS ME!!
  • LV U(“,) phila
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  •  love jokes
  • !!people say we need maps to find treasure but i proved them wrong cos without a map i found you.and you will be treasure me 4 ever
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  •  love quotes
  • love its a pain there is no doctor that can explain it,it tackles the heart and affects the brain.
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  •  good morning love
  • !!If u r asking ,,, if i need U,,,, The answer is 4EVER………. If u r asking if i’ll leave U,,,, The ans is NEVER……If u r asking wat i value…..The ans is U,,,,,, Only U……………….sweet baby
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  •  greeting love
  • !!If I could spend every minute of every day with you I would. I think about you all the time. I think of you when I go to bed, and you’re the first thing I think about when I wake up
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  •  sms love poems
  • I will Try no matter How hard I have to.
  • I will Try even if Life crushes me down.
  • @@I will not Give up & Try N Try to rise high.
  • I will Try to Fly & Touch the Sky, even if the world says U don’t have the wings & you cant fly.
  • I will Try to win, even if am Losing.
  • I will Try to have Hope, even if there is None.
  • I will Try always to Smile, even if I m Crying.
  • I will Try to Sing, even if my Voice is dying.
  • I will Try to be Positive , even if I m surrounded in Negatives.
  • I will Try to reach for the Heaven, even if I m in Hell.
  • @@I will Try to Love , even if I have a Broken Heart.

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  • I love to see you smile
  • @@In the lone summer of light
  • And hold you oh so close
  • Underneath the stars at night
  • But there is just one thing
  • Darling through and through
  • Forever I will cherish
  • @@Every moment with you
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  •  love shayaris
  • certain !1people touch your heart and u can’t stop thinking about them, that is the kind of person u are…absent yet so near, simple yet worthy. that you should know!!
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  •  love poems
  • How do i love you?
  • i really cannot tell,
  • for it is a pain
  • like no known ache,
  • !!a pain with which i would not part,
  • for i treasure life
  • and life is my heart,
  • and my heart is you…
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  •  love poems
  • We cannot be together,
  • But we’ll never be apart,
  • !!For no matter what life brings us,
  • You’re always in my heart
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  •  sms on love
  • If u r in a dark room,
  • U find blood everywhere and
  • wals r shaking
  • !!dont worry friend……………….
  • u r at the safest place
  • u r in my heart
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  •  i love you sms messages
  • What i!f? Cupid ruled d world and Valentine was d prince of Cupids’ kingdom…I think evry day would be a Valentines Day! Dat means evry day is another chance 2 show our loved ones tender lovin care in a special way!
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  •  i love u sms
  • A !!Perfrect Gift for U! Today! Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent Peformance, Extremly Personal, Fully Returnable – it’s a SMILE from me. Enjoy & take care…
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  •  i love you sms messages
  • E!very sms u send I keep inside my heart, every word u say touches upon my soul… we may not see each other but u will always be someone special to me
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  •  love sayings
  • I! may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye
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  •  sms love
  • Ask my eyes to stop looking at you… Ask my brain to stop thinking about you.. Ask my imagination t!!o stop dreaming about you.. Ask my heart to stop beating..ask me everything..But don’t u ever stop me from loving you.

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  • !!ngry husband sent sms to father-in-law. Your product not matching my requirements.
  • smart father-in-law: warranty expired manufactured not response.
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  •  cool love text messages
  • !!Love is like a candle
  • It starts by kisses
  • And ends in tears.
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  • “Love will never be certain/sure”

  •  great love text messages
  • !!My love 4u is unconditional
  • My love 4u is real
  • My love 4u is something
  • so incredible to feel
  • Holding u on those summer nights
  • Feeling ur soft kiss with the sun
  • My love for u is something
  • that never once had to be won
  • !!I love u with the passing days
  • and with those we have not seen
  • ur the one in all my thoughts
  • in all my living dreams
  • ur the one whose hand is in mine
  • !!Whose lips I can’t ignore
  • u are my life, my world, my love
  • ur all that I adore. wassey
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  •  love poems text messages
  • Push down if you miss me…
  • that is sweet of you ……
  • Very sweet indeed ….
  • You can stop now …..
  • !!You really miss me, hé ….
  • me too
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  •  short love text message
  • If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together!

  •  nice love text message
  • man to God- can i smoke while i pray?
  • God got angry….

  • Another man asked- can i pray while i smoke?
  • !!God agreed….
  • so response always depends on how u propose

  •  new love text messages
  • !!When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone,
  • make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
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  •  great love text messages
  • Hands up please,

  • I am officer from help line service 143,

  • !!Being so beautiful and sweet like you is violation of this act,

  • So I am here to arrest you and put into my heart’s cage.

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  •  best love text message
  • !!There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.
  • but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!

  •  text love messages
  • !!It just like a natural gift 4me in any blessed day & any moment I remember Dat I ‘ve some1 lk U as lover,I always thanks God 4 Dat.
  • Thank U 4 stay wit me all D time may God reward U in billion. 4rm


  • To the world, you may be one person.
  • !!But to me, you are the world!
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  •  sms love text messages
  • I miss the laughs I used to get from you,
  • I miss the talks we used to have.
  • !!And above all, I just miss YOU! (“,)
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  •  nice love text messages
  • If you were to check my Handphone one day,
  • you will Realise that yours will be the one and only name that appears in my inbox,
  • sent messages and dialed numbers folder.
  • !!Cos anything associated with you, is just too precious to be deleted away.
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  •  love heart text message
  • !!All day long, I hear people talking out loud.
  • But when you talk to me, your sweet voice drowns out the crowd!
  • I miss you.
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  •  free love text message
  • !!The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day
  • I was born –
  • so that I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
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  •  text message love poems
  • !1!!I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight.
  • I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night.
  • Darling I miss you so much.
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  •  Romantic SMS Love SMS
  • !!You give me joy, you give me hope.
  • You give me energy, which helps me cope.
  • I love you darling, more than you love the Pope!
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  •  lovely text message
  • !!My heart for you will never break.
  • My smile for you will never fade.
  • My love for you will never end. I love you!
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  •  sms messages on friendship
  • !!love is lyk a rubix cube, der r inurable wrng twist an turns,..but wen u get it ryt,it looks perfect no matter w/c side u luk at…
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  •  adult sms of first night
  • !!after the first night husband asks his wife:darling how was the first night?.wife replied: very fine,5%pain,5%enjoyment & 90% past memories.
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  • Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
  • !!Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
  • Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!
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  • Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
  • which is 6″ long
  • and move it in and out
  • and wait for a white substance to come out?

  • !!Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
  • i cant tell such words

  • Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
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  •  love text messages sms
  • !!What makes some people Dearer?Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them,But the pain you feel,when you miss them
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  •  adult free sms
  • It’s the thing that satisfies
  • ur mind, body & soul!
  • Do it on bed, on a sofa,
  • !!in the car or anywhere!
  • It’s called Prayer!
  • God bless ur naughty mind.
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  •  adult free jokes
  • !!Can we do romance in the midnight today?
  • I’m in a good mood:)
  • Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
  • Reply me soon,
  • yours Loving Mosquito.
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  •  adult sms msg……….
  • @@Saali-Jijaji is paheli ka jawab do,
  • Masal Masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke Ghusa diya..
  • Jija- Maar khayegi,
  • Sali-Aarre Jijaji SUI ME DHAGA…Aap bi..
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  •  latest funny shayari
  • @@तीन गांडू एक दूसरे की गान्ड मार रहे थे,अचानक पुलिस का
  • छापा पड़ गया , एक को पुलिस पकड़ कर ले गयी,
  • दूसरा भाग गया और तीसरा यह चुटकुला पढ़ रहा
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  •  best romantic hindi shayari
  • Mausam ki bahaar achchi ho,
  • @@phoolo ki kaliya kachchi ho,
  • rab se bas ek dua hai ki…
  • mere har Dost ki BV sexy ho.
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  •  best hindi romantic shayari
  • @#Chaho To Dil Se Hamko Mita Dena,
  • Chaho To Hamko Bhula Dena,
  • Hamari Yad Aaye To Kabhi Rona Nahi,
  • bas Ga#d Mein Ungli Dalke Hila Lena.
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  •  funny sms shayari in urdu
  • Mili hai bahut saza unse Dil lagane ki,
  • Nazar lag gayi mere Pyar ko jamane ki,
  • Mar kar bhi kabr se nikle rahe dono haath,
  • Kyonki aarzo reh gayi unki chuchi dabane ki.


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  • !!mera naam bol k soya karo, khidki khol k soya karo,
  • takiya mod k soya karo, raat ko hum bhi aa sakte hain meri jaan,
  • is liye thodi si jagah chhod k soya karo.
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  •  funny urdu shayari sms
  • Wo hamari kabr pe chal diye moot k,
  • !!chalo isi bahane darshan ho gaye ch~t k,
  • hairless thi unki chikni ch~t,
  • lekin be#ch~d ab kya fayda jab hum ban gaye bhoot.
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  •  hindi urdu shayari sms
  • uperwale ne bhi kya kudrat banai hai,
  • !@@uperwale ne bhi kya kudrat banai hai,
  • jugnu ki ga#d me bhi batti jalayi hai.
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  •  best shayari collection in hindi
  • Arz kiya hai…
  • Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
  • Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
  • Dhyan se kya pad raha hai be La~de,
  • !!kabhi dekha hai udte hue Ghode.
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  •  best hindi funny shayari
  • Arz kiya hai…
  • Badi hasrat thi ki kholu unki salwaar ka nara,
  • !!Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangi hi chale I
  • Wah wah wah
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  •  love sms sayari
  • Dosto Aaj Ke Time Mein Sach Bolne Wali Ladkiya Bahut Hi Kam Hoti Hai, Khas Kar Apne Affairs Ke Bare Mein Batane Wali.
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  • Par Aaj Ka Ye Kissa Ek Aisi Ladki Ka Hai Jisne Bina Kuch Soche Samjhe Esi Baat Bol Di Jo !!Shayad Koi Bhi Ladki Na Bol Sakti Ho.
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  •  best funny hindi shayari
  • पत्नी:”डाक्टर. मेरे पति के लूँ पे मधुमुखी ने कटा है”

  • डाक्टर.:”ओह!, सूझ गया . दर्द भी है क्या?”

  • पत्नी:” जी हाँ, लेकिन सिर्फ़ दर्द की दावा दो, सूजन रहने दो. !
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  •  short hindi sms shayari
  • Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata

  • Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye

  • !!Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha

  • Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye
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  •  best hindi shayari collection
  • जब कोई ख्याल दिल से टकराता है ॥
  • !!दिल ना चाह कर भी, खामोश रह जाता है ॥
  • कोई सब कुछ कहकर, प्यार जताता है॥
  • कोई कुछ ना कहकर भी, सब बोल जाता है ॥
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  •  funny shayari sms in urdu
  • “Tanhaiyo me muskurana ishq hai,
  • ek baat ko sab se chhupana ishq hai,
  • !@#yu to nind nahi aati hume rat bhar,
  • magar sote sote jagna or jagte jagte sona ishq hai.”


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  • AAJ KHUDA SE MERI MULAKAAT HUI,

  • THODI HI SHI PAR BAAT HUI ,
  • MENE AAPKE BARE ME PUCHA,

  • YE INSAN KAISA HAI?

  • KHUDA BOLA DOSTI BANAKE RAKHNA
  • BILKUL MERE JAISA HAI.
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  •  funny sher shayari sms
  • Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha @@dekh lena ek din.. …. kutta katega.HA.HA..
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  •  funny sms shyari
  • padosan ko bulaaya jo seety baja kar
  • boli loug dekh reh hein sharam hya kar
  • d@2oosre din bade pyar se usay slaam kia
  • teri seety aaj kahan gai boli muskra kar
  • mein neh kaha seety bajaate ab darta hon
  • youn tera kuta ah jata hai dum dba ka
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  •  some hindi shayari
  • DUNIYA BADI MOO ZOR HAI BABA
  • YEH BANDA KANZOR HAI BABA
  • MEIN KISI KO DIL DE BAITHA
  • ISHQ PE KIS KA ZOR HAI BABA
  • YAHAN KOI KISI KE KAAM NAHI AATA
  • YEH NAFSA NAFSI KA DAUR HAI BABA
  • KIS KO MUN KA MEET BNAAYEIN
  • HAR KOI YAHAN CHOR HAI BABA
  • AISE MARD KO JANAT MILAY GI
  • JO DOU BIVION KA SHOUR HAI BABA
  • AAP KI NAZAR MEIN HUM CHOTE SEHI
  • @MEHFLOON MEIN APNI TOHR HAI BABA
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  •  hindi shayari on smile
  • PHOOL HAI GULAB KA KALI
  • KISS KAM KI,
  • PHOOL HAI GULAB KA KALI
  • KISS KAM KI…JAB
  • COLLEGE MEIN LADKI HAI TO
  • PADHAIE
  • KISS KAM KI….!
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  •  new love shayari in hindi
  • Zara Si Roshni Mujh Ko Achhi Lagi,
  • Mujhe Aap ke Ek Lamhe Ki Hansi Achi Lagi,
  • Aap Se Baat Ki Jo Ek Roz,
  • Us Hi Din Se Mujhe Aapni Zindagi Achhi Lagi!
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  •  funny sms shayari jokes
  • shaam ka khula asman
  • sham ka khula asman me nazar aati ho tum,
  • Mere dil mein hamesha jagah karke rehti ho tum,
  • Tum nahi hai maloom hai mujhe,
  • Par dil kehta hai ae tum yahi mere ass paas ho
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  •  funny birthday shayari in hindi
  • !asman ki taaron mein
  • asman ki taaron mein khoya hoon me jahan sara,lagta hai pyar ek ek taara,
  • !in taaron mein sabse pyar hai ek sitara jo is
  • waqt par raha hai sms humara.
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  •  diwali sms shayari
  • Dil kehta hai tum se pyar se bat ho,
  • !khamoosh raten hon lambi se rat ho.
  • phir rat bhar un se yehi meri bat ho,
  • Tum meri zindagi ho, tum he meri qainat ho
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  •  cool hindi shayari
  • pyar ki rasto mai jo gum milenge,
  • w!o apni zindagi se kam milenge,
  • jaha duniya nighahe phare legi,
  • waha tujh ko hum milenge

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  • tum hi ho taqdir mere per bigre ho itna,
  • koi jutha sa ilzam is dil per laga jate,
  • !@Tumhe tha ruthna, to ruthne se ik zara pehley,
  • Kush hum se bi suna hota, kush apni bi suna jate
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  •  hindi shayari blogspot
  • tumhari pyar jo pehchan hai hamari,
  • Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
  • Karna hifazat tum apni,
  • Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari
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  •  yaad shayari in urdu
  • soch kar tumhe pal gujar jati hai
  • aab tum ko hi yeh dil cahta hai,
  • aakhen mai bhi sirf tum hare sapne,
  • lagtahe huma aashique banaya aapne!!by uzzal
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  •  very funny hindi shayari
  • Pyar jo hai woh hai wo survir,
  • Nishane pe lag jaye woh teer,
  • Dil me jo utar jaye wo Tasvir,
  • Aap jaise dosto ka sath mil jaye woh hi hai pyarr
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  •  lovely shayari sms
  • Khawabo mein
  • Jab ati ho Tum meri Khawabo mein
  • ek@2 rani bankar,
  • tum rehti ho meri Dilo mein
  • ek kahani bankar,
  • a@@ankhon mein basa ke maine manzil mana hai tumhe,
  • tum nikal mat jana meri aankhon se
  • paani bankar
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  •  new love hindi shayari
  • duriya kabhi seh nahi jaati ,
  • @@phir bhi aati hai duriya ,
  • kiun ki ye pyar hai ,
  • koi short issue nahi.
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  • dosti se pyar ka suruwat hoti hai ,
  • choti choti dheu se cyclone baanti hai,
  • hum itne dino ki baat kiun ,
  • #@dosti me pai hai!
  • Humko purani life me aadat h
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  • jo gam mujhko pagal kare ,
  • me nahi chahti hoon ki,
  • @mere lea mera yaar maar jaye,
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  • a@apki pyar k lea dewana sara jaha ,
  • soch kar do dil jisko chahe .
  • lekin dene se pehle mera CV bhi parlo.
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  • Ankhon me
  • @@ankhon hi Ankhon me jo baat ki jaati hai woh baato se nahi ki jaati
  • jab koi pyar me fais jati toh chupa nahi jati

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  • Nasha
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  • aur koi fakir!,
  • @@peso ki nasha aur daru ki nasha
  • Lekin hum toh pyar ki nashe me kuch nahi paya ,
  • sir dard siba!
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  • pyar bina
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  • sabkuch bekar hai
  • kiun ki me love ki layek hi nahi hoon!
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  • ashirwad
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  • !!sochta rahunga pal pal sirf tumko,
  • tum kabhi ashirbad de na sako bad doa de lo. Ashirbad sirf jineki liye lekin me jo marna chahti hoon.
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  • Andheri sarak. Sansaan kabristaan.
  • !@Soni haveli, kala Asmaan,
  • Raat ho gayee, So-ja Shaitan
  • good night
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  • Banda na khuda ko bola- a khuda tuna risfat li ur mitti churaye
  • Ur nahi to keya larki ki kamar itne patli kiu banaye
  • !!Khuda na banda ko kaha – nahi mana risfat li or nahi mitti churie
  • Larki ki bachi hui mitti mana uchki sina pa lagaye.
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  • Waqt se waqt ki kya shikayat karen,
  • !!Waqt hi na raha waqt ki baat hai,
  • Usne dekha mujhe,
  • usne chaha mujhe,
  • Usne thukra diya, waqt ki baat hai
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  • Jiss jis ke hath lagi mujhe jalaya usne,
  • !!Woh SIMI kya jise koi jalane wala na ho,
  • Woh insan hi kya jise koi chahne wala na ho.
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  • Hasne vi nahi dete,
  • Jine vi nahi dete,
  • marne bhi nahi dete,
  • !!Kehte hai wo gayero ko lao na khyalo mein,
  • Aur khud apne khyalo mein khone bhi nahi dete.
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  • Waqt se kabhi vi koi jita nahi hai,
  • Kismat ke aage koi vi tikta nahi hai,
  • !!Tum isse mohabbat kehte ho,
  • Pyaar woh hai jo kabhi vi mithta nahi hai.
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  • Kaach ka thofa na dena kabhi kisi ko,
  • Ruth ke log thod diya karte hai,
  • Jo bahut achha hai unse pyaar na karna,
  • !@Ache log bhi kabhi dil tod diya karte hai.



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  • Meri zindagi to ek hi hai,
  • Lekin such mano maine hazaro zindagi jee liya,
  • Tumare saath chalte hue,
  • Maine har ek pal mein pura zindagi jee liya.
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  • Zindagi me 4 cheezien kabe be aa sakti he-
  • Neend;
  • Paisa;
  • Maut;
  • Aur..
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  • Ör..
  • Ör..
  • APKI PYARI SI YAAD
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  • E!k admi chupke se nrk se swrg me ghus gya Farishton ne pakad k khoob mara
  • !Maar khakr vo utha kapde jhade & bola
  • Tumari inhi hrkato se koi swrg nhi ata.
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  • GAJAK KI KHUSHBU
  • LADDU KI BAHAR,
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  • !MUBARAK HO APKO MAKAR SANKRANTI
  • KA TYOHAR..
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  • SO RAHE HO.
  • BHOOL GAYE?
  • ?
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  • CHALO UTHO ?
  • SUSU KAR KE SONA.___
  • ,.SHABAASH ! AB… SO JAO. ”

  • !Boy;pandit ji, kya ladki ke sath sona paap hai?
  • Pt;beta, baat paap punya ki nahi hai.
  • Dikkat ye hai ki tum log sote nahi ho..
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  • U NEED FUN
  • !Mera naam joker.
  • U NEED FRIEND
  • Hum tumhare hai sanam.
  • U NEED PEACE
  • Main hu na.
  • U NEED HELP
  • Hum saath saath he.
  • U NEED CASH
  • !@Hum aapke he kaun?
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  • “WADIYO” se “SURAJ”
  • nikal aaya he FIZAO”
  • me naya “RANG”
  • chhaya he KHAMOSH”
  • q ho aap ab to “!MUSKURAO”ap ki “MUSKAN” dekhne hamara “SMS” aaya hai..gm
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  • panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar
  • bataya hai ki .!aapke mobile per kanjusi ki
  • !maha dasha mandra rahi hai ,turant mujhe dher sare
  • sms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren….. dhanyawad
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  • !Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
  • Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.
  • Hum to na ishq karte hain,
  • Na mohobbat karte hain
  • !bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!
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  • Sabse Pyare?
  • AAP HO
  • Sabse Smart?
  • AAP HO
  • Sabse Sweet?
  • AAP HO
  • Sabse Mast?
  • AAP HO
  • Zyada uchhlo mat
  • Ye MSG muje aya tha
  • !APKO sirf forward kiya
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  • Life Was Lonely,
  • No One Was There,
  • !I Had No Good Friend,
  • And When U Came Into My Life,
  • I Realised That…
  • :
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  • “Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”



  • Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
  • !Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
  • Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
  • Husband: Mai b to baap banne wala hu
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  • Unhe ye shikaayat hai hamse
  • ki hum har kisi ko dekh kar mushkurate hain
  • !nasamajh hain wo kya jaane
  • hame to har chehre me wahi nazar aate hain…
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  • Soya tha raat koo, par nend nahi aayee,
  • Saari raat humko sirf unki hee yaad satayee,
  • Aankh khuli toh paya apney aap ko bilkul akela,
  • !Fir yaad aaya, tujhe rehna hai ……., aur abhi akela..
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  • Duniya jise neend keheti hai,
  • Jane woh kya cheez hoti hai,
  • !Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,
  • Aur woh aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai. ..
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  • Sishe mein dikhti aapki parchai,
  • kehti hai humse ki aap ho sharmai,
  • yeh kaisi hai rusvayi,
  • !Mann karta hai thaam lu aapki kalai,
  • kyunki ab to sahi jaye na ye judia…
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  • Chahat Teri Pehchan He Meri…
  • !Mahobbat Teri Shaan He Meri…
  • Hoke Juda Tujse Kya Reh Paunga…
  • Tu To Aakhir Jaan he Meri
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  • Dil Ki Dhadkan Se Teri Awaz Aati Hai,
  • Meri Har Saans Se Teri Awaz Aati Hai ,
  • !Na Jane Kya Ho Gya Hai Muje ,
  • Main Baat Karta Hu Teri Awaz Aati Hai…
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  • Dekha Jab Tujhko Pahli Bar To Ashik Ho Gye Jane
  • Kaise Tere Naino Me Samil Ho Gaye Tujhko To Parvah
  • Nahi Magar Hum Teri Berukhi Se Ghayal Ho Gaye…
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  • Kuch Sochu To Apka Khayal Aa Jata He
  • Kuch Bolu To Apka Naam Aa Jata He
  • Kab Tak Chupau Dil Ki Baat
  • Apki Har Ada Par Humko Pyar Aa Jata He…
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  • Aap Khud Nahi Janti Aap Kitni Pyari Ho,
  • Jaan Ho Hamari Par Jaan Se Pyari Ho,
  • Duriyo Ke Hgone Se Koi Fark Nahi Padta,
  • Aap Kal Bhi Hamari Thi Or Aaj Bhi Hamari Ho…

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  • Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..
  • Kyon ki..?
  • !Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
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  • Pyar me mout se darta kon hai
  • Pyar ho jata hai karta kon hai
  • !Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi kurban
  • Par pata to chale ki humse pyar karta kon hai ..?
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  • Kisi shayar ne kaha zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
  • Kisi aashiq ne kaha zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
  • !!Arre dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
  • Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!!
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  • Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He
  • Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He
  • !Muhabat to sab karte hai par
  • Mai karu to sala character dhila hai …
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  • Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap Se Sikhe
  • Rishte Banna Koi Aap Se Sikhe
  • !Bahut Tarif Karli
  • Ap Aap Ki Sms Ka Paisa Bachane Koi Aap Se Sikhe…
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  • Zindgi Me Kabhi Tention Mat Lena
  • Bindas Ho K I Love U Kehna

  • Agar
  • Gulab K Badle Sandal Mile To
  • Kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush Rhana…
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  • सरदार जी समुंदर के किनारे पेट के बल नंगे लेते हुए थे

  • एक सुन्दर सी लड़की आई और सरदार जी के पिछवाड़े पर तबला बजाने लग गयी

  • सरदार:- “यह क्या कर रही है?”

  • लड़की:- “तबला बजा रही हूँ”

  • सरदार सीधा हो के लेट गया और बोला:- “चल अब बाँसुरी भी बजा“
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  • पलट के देख ज़ालिम,तमन्ना हम भी रखते हैं,
  • हुस्न तुम रखती हो, तो जवानी हम भी रखते हैं..
  • गहराई तुम रखती हो तो लंबाई हम भी रखते हैं!
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  • गाँव की एक लड़की की शहरी बाबू से शादी हुई.!

  • लड़की को सेक्स के बारे में कुछ नही पता था!

  • सुहाग रात को पति ने उसके साथ सेक्स किया, सेक्स के बाद लड़की ने पूछा.!

  • लड़की:- “ये जो आपने अंदर डाला था, ये क्या था?”

  • लड़का:- “ये मेरा मुन्ना था”

  • लड़की:- अपने मुन्ने को बाहर ही खिलाया करो, अंदर गर्मी की वजह से बेचारे ने उल्टी कर दी है“!
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  • एक नंगी लड़की बार मे जाती है और वेटर को ऑर्डर करती है!

  • लड़की:- “एक पेग लाओ”!

  • वेटर पेग देकर उसकी और देखते रहता है!

  • लड़की:- “क्या कभी नंगी लड़की नही देखी?”

  • वेटर:- “अरे, मैं ये सोच रहा हू कि तू पैसे कहाँ से निकाल कर देगी“!


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  • पति और पत्नी ने सेक्स करने का एक कोड बनाया की – मशीन में कपड़े धोने है

  • रात में पति ने सेक्स के लिए कहा तो पत्नी नखरे दिखाने लगी. पति सो गया.

  • आधी रात में पत्नी का मूड बना तो बोली की चलो मशीन में कपड़े धोते हैं.

  • पति बोला – जब मैं कह रहा था तो नखरे दिखा रही थी. अब चुप चाप सो जाओ. मेने कपड़े हाथ से ही धो लिए हैं.

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  • एक दिन एक लड़की सड़क पे पैदल जा रही थी पप्पू उसके पास से तेज़ बाइक चलता हुआ निकला.

  • लड़की डर गयी और उसे देख कर चिल्लाई:- “ओये मरेगा क्या?”

  • पप्पू ने बाइक रोकी और मूड कर बोला :- “फिलहाल मूड तो नही है, पर अगर देगी तो मार ही लूँगा“
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  • एक बच्चे ने एक लड़की को सेक्स के लिए कहा.

  • लड़की बोली:- तुम इतने छोटे हो, मेरी जवानी का बोझ कैसे उठाओगे!

  • बच्चा बोला:- डार्लिंग चूहा बोरी उठा नहीं सकता पर फाड़ तो सकता है!!!
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  • ट्रेन मैं पत्नी पति से बोली:-’ आज सुहाग रात है कुछ करो नो!’
  • पति बोला:- अरे साली, दिखाई नहीं दे रहा सामने क्या लिखा है?
  • ‘चलती ट्रेन मैं चढना माना
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  • एक आदमी ने नरगिस को गोद में बिठा के पूछा: – तुम एक रात में कितना कमा लेती हो?

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  • एक ब्रिटिश टूरिस्ट ने इंडिया मे एक सरदार को सड़क के किनारे सू-सू करते देख और उससे पूछा:- यहाँ पुलिस नही पकड़ती क्या?
  • सरदार:- (रोनी सूरत बना के) – नही जी, यहाँ खुद अपना पकड़ कर करना पड़ता है.
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  • पत्नी :- आपको बस मे लोगों ने क्यूँ मारा?

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  • यह वक़्त नहीं है रोने का,
  • यह वक़्त है बच्चा होने का.
  • उस वक़्त क्यों नहीं रोई थी,
  • जब चिपक के सोई थी.
  • अब जो किया है वो भरो,
  • तब तो कहती थी और करो,और करो……..
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  • बाबा SE22 की गोली बेच रहा था-

  • 1 गोली लेगा 1फीट लंबा, 2 गोली लेगा 2फीट लंबा,

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  • बाबा- मादरचोद, लड़की चोदेगा या बोरिंग खोदेगा….
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  • संता आपनी बीवी से कहता है :- ” मैने लड़का माँगा था, लड़की कैसे हो गयी.”
  • बीवी :- ” तुम्हारे भरोसे रहती तो ये भी नही होती.”!


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  • मच्छर के लिए Condom बनाना
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  • एक बार एक औरत डॉक्टर के पास गयी और बोली:-
  • मेरे पति का सामान बहुत बड़ा है जब वो डालता है तो दिल को लगता है

  • डॉक्टर:- उसको ले आओ ऑपरेशन कर के छोटा कर देता हूँ

  • औरत:- अरे नही डॉक्टर साब, मेरा दिल थोड़ा सा ऊपर कर दो
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  • राज और उसकी नयी नयी बनी गर्लफ्रेंड रेस्टोरेंट में गये और खाने की टेबल पे बैठ गये.

  • साथी वाली टेबल पर एक शादी शुदा जोड़ा बैठा था, उसकी वाइफ ने मुर्गे की टाँग उठा के पति की प्लेट में रख दी.

  • ये देख कर अपना राज बिना सोचे समझे गर्लफ्रेंड को बोला.

  • राज:- “काश मेरी भी शादी हुई होती तो मेरी बीवी भी मुझे टांगे उठा उठा के देती“
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  • बाबा :- बेटा, हमेशा अपने से बड़ी को मा, छोटी को बेटी और बराबर वाली को बहन समझो.

  • बेटा:- बाबा फिर ये ल**ड़ तुम रख लो,

  • बाबा :- क्यो बेटा ?

  • बेटा:- जड़ी-बूटी कूटने के काम आएगा.
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  • सरदार :- ये रोज रोज कॉन्डोम लगाने का क्या चक्कर है, मै तो परेशान हों गया हूँ !

  • सरदारनी :- तुम लेमिनेशन क्यू नही करवा लेते !!
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  • एक लड़की की शादी तय हो जाती है तो उसके लिए दहेज का समान आता है तो वो डबल बेड पर बार बार लेटकर(कभी लंबाई मैं कभी चौड़ाई मैं) देखती है!

  • बेटी :- पापा ये बिस्तर तो छोटा है!

  • बाप :- नही बेटी ये बिस्तर एकदम ठीक है!

  • बेटी :- ये देखो पापा, लेटने के बाद तो इसमें पावं भी सीधे नही होते!

  • बाप (तंग होकेर) :- बेटी, शादी के बाद तेरी टाँगें सीधी कौन होने देगा!
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  • हाई स्कूल की कक्षा में टीचर ने सोनिया से पूछा:- सोनिया तुम भविष्य मे क्या बनना चाहती हो?

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  • तभी लडको की तरफ से एक आवाज आई:- मैम, मै मां बनने में सोनिया की मदद करना चाहता हूं!!
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  • A negro attended a function without dress.sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said “ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position”
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  • Pehla Bacha: “Meri Mummy Jadu Karna Jaanti Hai Jab Wo Papa Key Lund Ko Pakadti Hai To Lund Bahut Bada Ho Jata Hai“.
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  • Doosra Bacha Bola: “Ye Kaun Si Badi Baat Hain Meri Mummy Jab Mere Dad Ke Lund Per Bethti Hai Toh Sara Lund Gayab Ho Jata Hain.

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  • Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Se: “Yaar Meri Kamar Dukh Rahi Hain?”

  • Saheli: “Kyun, Kaya Hua?”

  • Ladki: “Yaar Wo Mein Doggi Style Mein Sex Karwati Hun Na Isliye..”

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  • Teacher Student Se: “Duniya Main Sab Se Halki Cheez Kaunsi Hai”

  • Johny: “Madam Ji Lund”

  • Teacher: “Woh Kaise?”

  • Johny: “Jo Sochne Bhar Se Hi Apne Aap Uth Jaaye Us Se Halka Or Kya Ho Sakta Hain.….”

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  • “Duniya Ki Sabse Bari Cheez Kaunsi Hai”

  • Johny Fir Bola: “Ji Lund”

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  • 1Patni Ne Pati Se Puchha: “Main London Jaa Rahi Hun Vahan Se Tumhare Liye Kaya Lau?”

  • Pati: “Ek Vilayti Ladki Le Aana”

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  • Pati: “Maine Jo Cheez Maangi Thhi Vo Layi Kaya?”

  • Jawab Aya: “Haan Ji Le Aayi Hun Bas 9 Months Wait Karo“
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  • Ek Bar Ek Newly Married Couple Honeymoon Ke Liye Train Mein Safar Kar Rahe Thhe

  • Bich Mein Ek Lambhi Andheri Surang Aayi.

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  • Patni Hairan Hokar Boli: “Hai Ram To Fir Vo Kaun Thha??“
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  • Ladka Teji Ke Saath Ladki Se Sex Kar Raha Tha
  • Ladki: “Itni Jaldi Kyu Kar Rahe Ho?”
  • !!@Ladka: “Mujhe Darr Hai Kahin Tere Papa Na Aa Jaye”
  • Ladki: “Tension Mar Le Yaar, Vo Teri Mummy Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahe Hai“
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  • Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.”
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  • Kyon Ki Computer Said: “Your Password Is Too Short“
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  • Ek To Yaar Tum Sharmaate Bahut Ho,

  • Agar Baat Kare Koi Tum Se To Itrate Bahut Ho,

  • Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Gaand Maar Lu,

  • Par Suna Hai Ki Tum Chillate Bahut Ho.
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  • kapde ki Shop pe tutla kar bolne wala ladka kam karta tha

  • wo ladkiyo ko kapde dikha raha tha aur bol raha tha

  • Lun Se Lun Mila Lo

  • Chut Se Chut Mila Lo

  • pasand Nahi aaye to Free mai Chod du
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  • Chudi Chudai Ko kya Chode

  • jo kare badnam

  • Unchudi ko chode

  • jo jhuk kar kare Salam
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  • Marte Hue Ek Budhe Ne Apne Sare Ghar Walo Ko Ikatha Kiya Aur Salah
  • Ladke Se: “Apni Umar Ki Ladki Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo Jis Se Usko Lund Touch Na Ho”
  • @Marte Hue Ek Budhe Ne Apne Sare Ghar Walo Ko Ikatha Kiya Aur Salah Dene Laga

  • Ladke Se: “Apni Umar Ki Ladki Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo Jis Se Usko Lund Touch Na Ho”

  • Ladki Se: “Apni Bra Mein Hamesha Rui (Cotton) Jarur Rakha Kar Taki Nipples Na Dikh Sake”

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  • @Bahu Se: “Gaand Marwane Se Bacche Paida Nahi Hote”

  • Agar Esa Hota To

  • “Uske Sabse Jyada Bache Hote Jo Abhi Is Joke Ko Padh Kar Hans Raha Hai“
  • Ladki Se: “Apni Bra Mein Hamesha Rui (Cotton) Jarur Rakha Kar Taki Nipples Na Dikh Sake”

  • Damad Se: “Chodne Or Khodne Mein Farak Samjho, Chodne Mein Jor Aur Khodne Mein Shor Karna Chahiye”

  • @Bahu Se: “Gaand Marwane Se Bacche Paida Nahi Hote


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