SANTA BANTA JOKES English NEW2017


  • Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth?
  • Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves.
  • Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
  • Santa: Yes, sir.
  • Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
  • Santa: Imaginary clothes, sir.



  • Santa and his girlfirend birthday and mobile number


  • Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..? 
  • Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai? 
  • Santa:Mast hai.. 
  • Papa:Mera mobile number de de!



  • Santa and buddi hua ke jokes




  • Santa Banta jokes in hindi 
  • Santa jawan hua to uske pariwar ki budhi bhua shaadi ya samajik samarohon main mauke-bemauke kabhi bhi aakar chikoti kaat jaati aur kahti ,”Beta ab tumhari baari hai.”
  • Santa ki yah samasya tab khatam hui jab martyu ya shok samarohon main panhuchne par woh usi budhi bhua ke paas jata aur bolta :- ab tumhari baari hai , bhuaji.


  • Jokes on Sardar, Sardar ji visiting gateway of india


  • A Sardar is visiting Mumbai. This is his first time to the city, so he wants to see the Gateway of India. He asks a Hawaldaar (police officer) for directions.
  • "Excuse me Hawaldaar," the Sardar says, "How do I get to the Gateway of India?"
  • The Hawaldaar says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 123 bus. It`ll take you right there."
  • The Sardar thanks the officer and waits at the bus stop. Three hours later the Hawaldaar comes back to the same area, and sure enough, the Sardar is still waiting at the same bus stop. He gets out off his motorcycle and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Gateway of India, I said to wait here for the number 123 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
  • The Sardar says, "Don`t worry, it won`t be long now. The 86th bus just went by!"

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