SANTA JOKES IN HINDI 2017


  • Santa: aaj TV per 30 feet ka Saap dikhange.
  • Banta: par me nahi dekh sakunga.
  • Santa: par kyo?
  • Banta: mera TV to shirf 21 Inch ka hi.

  • Santa: Aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya.
  • Banta: woh kaise?
  • Santa: Maine machchhardani bedroom main laga di…. Aur main hall me so gaya.

  • Banta: Chaku Kyo Ubaal Rahe Ho?
  • Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye.
  • Banta: Phir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat?
  • Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye.

  • Wife: aap Bahut Mote Ho gaye ho.
  • Santa: Tum b To kitni Moti Ho gai Ho.
  • Wife: mai to maa Banne wali hu...
  • Santa: Mai b to Baap banne wala hu.

  • AutoWala: Bus Stop Tak Ke 50/Rs.
  • Santa: Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me.
  • Auto Wala: Samaan Free Hai.
  • Santa: OK, Samaan Le Chal… Mai Paidal Aata Hu.

  • Santa: agar tumhe 1 lakh mile to kya kroge?
  • Banta: toh mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur… zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.

  • Santa: Mohabbat ho Jati he Ya karni Padti he?
  • Banta: Ladki Sundar ho or Honda Activa Pe ho to ho jati he… Badsurat ho or Honda City Pe ho to karni padti hai.

  • Banta: Aise janvar ka naam batao, jo bilkul kutte jaisa dikhata hai…
  • lekin sirf 3 pero par chalta hai? socho...
  • Santa: simple… langada kutta !

  • Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
  • Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

  • Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
  • Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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  • Santa banta jokes in hindi
  • Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?
  • Banta santa se: nahi pata.
  • Santa banta se: Are aak kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai.
  • banta: bata phir.
  • Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"

  • Santa banta jokes in english
  • Santa: Do you know the full form of MBA?
  • Banta: No santa.
  • Santa: MBA means "Mai Bhi Anna"



  • Santa Singh And Professor Jokes



  • Santa And Professor jokes
  • Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
  • Sardar: BA

  • Professor:For sodium?
  • Sardar: NA

  • Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
  • & 2 atoms of NA combined?
  • Sardar: BANANA



  • Sardar ji is heating knife


  • Sardar ji jokes in english
  • Sardarji was heating knife for suicide
  • sardar friend: why ur heating knife?
  • Sardarji: to prevent infection



  • Santa sending sms to girfriend



  • Santa banta jokes in english
  • Santa: Shall i send sms from your mobile to my girlfriend?
  • Banta; Why send it from your mobile.
  • Santa: She will understand my handwriting. she is very clever.

  • Santa banta jokes in hindi
  • Santa: kya mai tere mobile se sms bhej du meri girlfriend ko?
  • Banta: kyo apne mobile se bhejo.
  • Santa: yaar handwriting pehchan legi badi chalak hai.



  • Santa Kissing Blank Paper


  • Santa banta jokes in english
  • Santa was kissing blank paper.
  • Banta: why you are kissing a blank paper.
  • Santa: These days we don't talk.

  • Santa banta jokes in hindi
  • Santa ek barr blank paper ko kiss kar raha tha.
  • Banta: tum ye blank paper ko kyo kiss kar rahe ho.
  • Santa: Aaj kal hum log baat nahi karte.



  • Santa and railway track



  • Santa banta jokes in English
  • Santa is trying for suicide but sleeping next to railway track.
  • Banta: why you are not sleeping inside the railway track.
  • Santa: I have fear.

  • Santa banta jokes in hindi
  • santa railway track ke side mai leta hai, suicide karna ke liye.
  • banta: tum railway track ke side mai kyo chupe ho.
  • Santa: mujhe darr lagta hai.



  • Santa And His Wife Eating Paan


  • Santa And His Wife Jokes In English
  • Santa wife: Why you buying one chewing gum for Me?
  • Santa: Because i can be silent without chewing Gum.

  • Santa aur wife jokes in hindi
  • Santa wife: Tum sirf ek paan kyo le rahe ho?
  • santa: Mai bina paan kha kar bhi chup reh sakta hu.



  • Relations Between Santa And Banta

  • Santa banta jokes in Hindi
  • Santa: Are banta, santa aur banta me kya relation hai?
  • Banta: Simple besan aur pakode ka.
  • Santa: wo kaise?
  • Banta: Are jab besan santa hai,
  • Tabhi banta hai.

  • Santa And His College
  • Santa started one college and the name of college is
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Santa Medical College Of Engineering For Law In Management



  • Santa Banta Aur Santa Ki Wife

  • Santa Banta JOkes In English
  • Santa: First i will let my wife complete BA then MA then PHD.
  • Banta: Then you do her marriage.

  • Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
  • Santa: Pehle mai apni biwi ko padunga BA karunga, MA karaunga aur phir phd karunga.
  • Banta: Aur phir uski shaadi karunga.


  • Sardharji jokes: Santa and preeto


  • Sardharji jokes in english.
  • Santa: how you control your anger when we have fight.
  • Preeto: By cleaning toilet bowl.
  • Santa: How it helps you?
  • Preeto: I use your brush.

  • Sardharji jokes in hindi
  • Santa: Tum apna gussa kaise control karti ho kab tumhe gussa aata hai?
  • Preeto: Toilet saaf kar ke.
  • Santa: Isse tumko kaise help milti hai?
  • Preeto: Mai tumhara brush use karti hu.


  • Banta ko 21 toppo ki salami
  • Banta: Praajji jab mai paida hua tha, tab mujhe 21 toppo ki salami mili thi.
  • Santa: Aacha to tu abhi tak jinda kaise hai?

  • Santa singh watching movie his dog
  • Santa jokes in hindi
  • Santa apne kutte ke saath movie dekhne gaya tha.
  • In movie, Basnti inn kutto ke samne mat nachna.
  • Santa: Nachegi kaisi nahi, kute bhi ticket liye hai

  • Santa jokes in english
  • Santa watching movie ~with his dog.
  • In movie: basti don't dance in front of these dogs.
  • Santa: Why she will not dance, dog also took the ticket

  • Sardar Santa G~ot Electric Shock
  • English Jokes On Sardar
  • Electric line wire fell over the santa. He was about to die.
  • But later he remembered there was no electricity from last two days.

  • Hindi Jokes On Sardar
  • Ek baar electric line ka wire santa ke upar gir gaya.
  • Sardar santa tadap tadap kar marne wala tha.
  • Phir usse yaad aaya ki: 2 din se waha par electricity nahi hai.


  • Santa Wife And Police Inspector
  • Santa Singh JOkes In English
  • Santa went to buy potato one week before. And he not came back. His wife told to inspector.
  • Inspector was also sardar. He told sister cook some thing else.

  • Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
  • Mera husband ek saptah pehle aloo kharidne gaye the. Abhi tak nahi aaye.
  • Inpector bhi sardar tha. Wo bola behan kuch aur paka lo.

  • Short Jokes: Santa Fight With His Father
  • Santa Singh sho~rt Jokes In English
  • Once santa fought with his father.
  • Later he went to graveyard and hang flower.
  • And wrote coming soon.

  • Santa Singh short ~JOkes In Hindi
  • Ek baar santa ki ladai uske baap se ho gayi.
  • Phir wo kabristan me jaa kar mala latka kar liktha hai.
  • Coming soon.

  • Santa And Court
  • Santa ko ek court me bulaya.
  • Gita par haath rakh kar kasam khao.
  • Santa: Ye kya sir, Sita par hath rakha to yaha bulaya.
  • Ab Gita par haath rakho.

  • Santa Singh Aur Teacher Jokes
  • Santa Jokes in English

  • Teacher: Write jokes on cricket match.
  • Santa Singh: Was sitting ideal.
  • Teacher: Why you are not writing essay?
  • Santa singh: Because match was abandoned due to rain.

  • Santa Jokes in hindi
  • Teacher: Sab log essay likho cricket par.
  • Santa: Chupchap bhaitha hua tha.
  • Teacher: Santa ~tum kyo essay nahi likh rahe ho?
  • Santa: Kyoki match rain ki wajah se ruk gaya.

  • Sardar Santa Slapped Pilot why?
  • Santa Singh Jokes In English
  • Plane was running on the runway and santa came and slapped the pilot.
  • Pilot: Why you slapped ?
  • Santa: I am getting late and you are going by road.

  • Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
  • Ek baar santa plane se jaa raha tha.
  • Usne pilot~ ko thapad mara.
  • Santa: mai late ho raha hu aur tu by road ja raha hai.

  • Santa And Credit Cards
  • Santa Jokes In English

  • Santa: Take this card.
  • Waiter: But sir this is voter id card.
  • Santa: But you wrote. All cards accepted here.

  • Santa Jokes in hindi

  • Santa take this card.
  • Waiter: Si~r ji ye too voter id card hai.
  • Santa: Bahar to likha hai ki. Sabhi card accept hote hai.

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