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smoking quotes Message For You


  • You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.

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  • I can’t think of cooler ways to die.

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  • I always think about quitting smoking .. But wh~at to do … To think I need to smoke ..

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  • Smoking kills and Cars account for more than ~35,000 deaths a year in the USA alone. Give up your car and both problems are solved, who wants to walk to the store for cigarettes

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  • What’s worse than a smoker with an a~ttitude ? An enraged non- smoker!

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  • Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.

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  • Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:) Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.

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  • Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.

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  • When you smoke, you’re paying t~o kill yourself. If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.

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  • I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter

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  • I’m not really a heavy smoker an~y more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

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  • A great chain smoker has only three wishes 1.Smoking, 2.Smoking, and 3.Smoking

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  • I like to walk in fog so that no one can see me smoking.

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  • The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.

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  • I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.

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  • Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s l~ive. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together. ~And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.

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  • I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.

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  • I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

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  • I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!

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  • Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.

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  • If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.

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  • Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too. I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and ~~or about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, be~sides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse~ me, I’m going for a smoke…

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  • The best way to quit smoking is to keep wet cigarettes.

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  • A Smoke a day keeps the stress away
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  • My doctor asked me how muc~h I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.

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  • Smokers are the kindest people ever… Untill they have no smokes…

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  • Secrets have a way of making thems~elves felt, even before you know there’s a secret.

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