Smoking Quotes Status New 2017


  • I went on a diet, stopped smoking do~pe, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

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  • Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

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  • Can’t we all just get along…A~nd may be even pass a bong…

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  • Thousands of people stop s~moking a day – by dying from it.

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  • A cigarette a day keeps the do~ctor in pay

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  • The best way to quit is to never start.
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  • Smokers don’t grow old…the~y die young…

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  • Why Drink and Drive…?? When yo~u can Smoke n Fly… Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

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  • Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!
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  • I never went to High School, but I went to school high.

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  • Giving up doesn’t always mean ~you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.

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  • It’s been p~roven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

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  • Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

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  • Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
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  • Kissing a person who smoke~s is like licking an ashtray.

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  • Cancer cures smoking.
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  • Cigarettes are a classy w~ay to commit suicide.

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  • If you don’t wanna see ~me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.

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  • It ruins your life,
  • Her life,
  • And their lives.
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  • Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.

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  • To know more about LUNG cancer….keep SMOKING

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  • Stop smoking! Did you know that each ciga~rette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes

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  • Read a article now the other da~y that said smoking is bad for you … This upset me so much that I decided never to read again.

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  • Long life or cigarettes? Yo~u choose.

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  • Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

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  • I really hate cigarett~es. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.

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  • Cigarettes never hurt anyone, the trouble starts when you light them.

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  • If you’re think~ing about smoking think again.
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  • Just pass the bong, smoking is no big deal it makes you lose weight.

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  • Harassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health

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  • Smoking is like getting burned inside but y~ou can never feel it

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  • It is easier to stay out than get out.
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  • Cigarette packets and love both are same. . . The~only difference between them is that, at least cigarettes packets comes with a warning.

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  • Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette, any cigarette might be their last cigarette.

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  • I have been smoking for 22 years. I am in my late 30′s to early 40′s. I took me 7 years to quit. This is how I did it~ with no special expensive surgery or products. You can use this way and quit in 6 months or a month or a year, anyway you like. I had a plan. 1. 7 years ago I stopped the habit of smoking the moment I woke up. I waited at lea~st 4 hours then I smoked. (this helped create a dislike to smoke in the morning) and yes I had coffee still. 2. 5 Years ago I refused to smoke in my home. (this ~helped a lot kick the craving when I am home) If I wanted to smoke I went out side,.as time when on the days I was home all day I only smoked no more than 5 cigarettes the whole day. Now I have been parking my car farther to walk to work and home. This helped pissing me off because I was huffing and puffing on the way. 3. I woke up on thanksgiving day 2 months ago and watched my kids playing (haven’t been able to do that in a while) I work 18 hours a day 5 days a week and 9 hours 1 day a week and 1 day off a week. I went to Costco and bought a bag of wintogreen certs and 2 packs of gum. I threw away my last pack of cigarettes. I love my kids I want to stay the longest I can~ with them. Every time I want a cigarette I ta~ke a certs or a gum. It works! I hang around people that smoke, it doesn’t phase me. All I need now is to lose 65 lbs. I hop~e this helps someone quit. I can always smoke a cigarette anytime I want. I don’t want it anymore, and neither do you. (It’s all mental.) Stop being a quitter on life and push t~o live, you only get one life so no matter how wrong you did in the past its never too late to start now. Avoid becoming a memory to your loved ones anytime soon. God Bless you all.

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  • Smoking reduces weight……one lung at a time!
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  • These things will kill ya, – Life will kill ya. Think this.

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  • Love and smoking are the same things. Both of them hurt us on leaving.

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  • Do you mind if I don’t smoke?

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  • Smokers don’t get to smoke. The~y have to smoke.
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  • The best way to stop smoking~ is to carry wet matches.

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  • Cigarette: A fire at one end, ~a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

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  • Smoking doesn’t help even when you think it does.
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  • Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.

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  • My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing m

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  • Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

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  • The only safer cigarette is your last one.
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  • I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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  • I hate cigarettes and than~k God I did quit! When I s~moked I said.. “I always say NO to cigarettes.. But cigarettes don’t speak English” So I decided to ignore it and leave it alone, instead of learning Ca~ncer language

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  • Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.

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  • Sooner or later, everyone~ stops smoking.
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  • No seriously, this is my last one.
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  • I tried to stop smoking cigaret~tes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.

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  • To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.

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  • If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.

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  • The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be.

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  • I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cig~arette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.

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  • I hate cigarettes that’s why I bu~rn them.
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  • One cigarette can mean the di~fference between pacifism and mass homicide.

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  • I told myself I would quit, then I remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER

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  • Someone dies from smoking, Someone dies from a heart attack, What’s the difference both are dead.

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  • Don’t try to stop smoking. Just stop smoking.

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  • To clear up all the confusion, you shou~ldn’t quit good things like rehab, and you should quit bad things like smoking.

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  • A cigarette a day keeps the d~octor with pay.

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  • If we lose the battle against t~obacco, we will lose the war against cancer

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  • If we see you smoking we will a~ssume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

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  • The more you smoke, the cigarette gets shorter and your life gets shorter too.

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  • Every year thousands of people quit smok~ing just because they die.

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  • The believing we do something when we do noth~ing is the first illusion of tobacco.

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  • I say no to cigarettes but they don’t listen.
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  • Today is my opportunity to gain back control from an addiction that has and continues to win over millions. But it won’t beat me. I’m no ath~let~e or superstar. I’m just a coun~try girl with more will power and determi~nation than anyone you’ll ever meet. Today’s my day. When’s yours?

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  • Smoking and getting caught by your father is injurious to health…

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  • Smoking is one of~ the leading causes of statistics.

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  • Smoke or not, you die anyway.

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  • To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.

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  • A cigarette is the only consumer product which whe~n used as directed kills its consumer.

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  • Smoking is an expenditure beyond your need.

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  • Rehab is NOT for quitters… It’s for those ~who care enough for the ones they love, and for those who want to take CARE OF THEM~SELVES again.

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  • Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

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  • Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

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  • I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. 

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  • Smoking is an expensive way to kill yourself… I know of a woman that was a smoker, she got brain cancer and she could barely speak well enough to say, Don’t ever smo~ke. How sad :( My grandpa got alzheimer’s diseas~e from smoking ( which ultimately lead to his death :( I had a aunt that worked at a restaurant for several years, she w~as constantly breathing in cigarette smoke, then at the age of 37 she died from cancer. Leaving behind a husband and 4 young children. If you think smoking is a joke ask my cousins how they liked growing up without their mom, not as funny as you think. I could tell you mo~re stories but I won’t take your time. I realize smoking is an addiction, please get the help you need before it’~s to late. May you win the battle for your life.

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  • I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!” “I’ve never heard of anyon~e smoking a joint and go~ing on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”

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  • Smoking isn’t the only thing that ki~lls. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.

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  • Smoking kills… But lucky for me, I like a challenge.

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  • Good smoker is a good kisser:
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  • If you are going to try the cigarette once in your life then please think about it again because cigarette will try rest of y~our life.

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  • Rehab is for quitters!



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