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  1. Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain Merri neend uratay kiyun hain Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain

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  4. BOOKS KHULTI HAI EXAM KA SAMAY HOTA HAI AISE MAUSAM ME HI TO DIMAG TABAH HOTA HAI PADHAI KI BAATEN JUBAN SE NAHI KEHTE YE FASANA TO MARKSHEET SE BAYAN HOTA HAI

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  7. Doston Subah subah uth k muh na Dhoh kr padhe jyada padhai yaad rehta h

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  10. Exams aye exams aye dil me dhdkn dhdkte aye kitab khola to paya kitna kuch phir bi ye dimag kuch na paye lekin exams me kuch to paye Kya Zero

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  13. Samundar Bhar Cource Hai Balti Bhar Yad Kar pate Hai Mag Bhar Likh Pate Hai Choollu Bhar Number Aata Hai Usme Doob Kar Mar Jate Hai

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  17. Samandar bhae Syllabus hota hain Nadi bhar Pad pate hai Balti bhar Yaad rehta hai Chuloo bhar Number aate hai Jis me hum doob Jate hai

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  20. Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete pass hota to thik varna insurance claim karwa leta

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  23. Sir Achha Insan Wo Hi Hai Jo Dusro Ke Kaam Aaye Pappu Par Sir Exam Me Na Aap Humare Kaam Aate Hai Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko Aane Dete He
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  26. Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete pass hota to thik varna insurance claim karwa leta

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  29. God askd me Wats ur Wish I said God Plz giv me my school days back

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  31. Usko Pane K Liye Mai Bhagwan Se B Ladd Leta Par Fir Maine Socha Ki Result Ka Time He Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nhi

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  34. Exam k pichle rat student ne toss kiya ki yadi head aaya to music sunenge tail aaya to movie dekhenge or yadi hawa me rah gaya to rat var padhyi karenge

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  37. Bekabu h dil fir b jiye ja rhe h Khali h botle fir b piye ja rhe h Mjburi dekho iss pdhai ki basics ka pta ni fir b EXAMS diye ja rhe h

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  40. Wen i was small i used 2 say mai bada hoke science lunga at that time i was proud my parents were in tension now they r proud i m in tension

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  43. Bhgwan Ka diya Sab kuch he Books Notes Time Mauka h Or Hausla to itna h K jab Chahu Padh Sakta hu Bas 1hi Bat Ki Kami h Mood NHI H

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  47. A student grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air said Head I go to sleep Tail I watch a movie If it stands on the edge I ll study p

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  50. All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle I wish u best of luck

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  53. A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For 1 What Any Fool Can Do For 100 8243 As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester

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  55. Wats d height of hope It is sittin in d xam hall holdin d questn papr in hand n tellin urself dude dnt worry xams wil get postpond

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  58. eXams are there at the paper u stare the answer is nowhere which makes u pull ur hair The teachers make u glare the grades r not fair but V DONT CARE
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  60. Height of respect hum sirf ye soch kr paper khali de aate hain Ke kahin teacher ye na kahe ki dekho aaj kal ke bacche bado ko jawab dena sikh gye h

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  63. Agar xams me koi paper tough ho to ankhein band kro Gahri saans lo aur jor se kaho Ye subject bahut hi mazedaar hai Main ise nxt yr phir padhunga

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  66. Exams ke din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya sab kuch Alag hia sab kuch Naya hai

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  69. sabse jyada nasha kisme hota Daru me NO Bhang me NO Pyar me NO Sabase jyada nash hota hai kitab me kholte he Neend aa jati hai

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  73. Kal raat bahut dino ke baad kitaab kholi to ehsaas hua Ki kitaab kholne ke baad jo need aati hai wo neend ki Golo khane ke baad bhi nahi aati

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  76. Kal raat bahut dino ke baad kitaab kholi to ehsaas hua Ki kitaab kholne ke baad jo need aati hai wo neend ki Golo khane ke baad bhi nahi aati

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  79. Can You Tell Me The Name Of Person With Bad Habit Of Speaking Loudly When Others Are Sleeping So As To Disturb Their Sleep Ans College Lecturer

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  82. question paper dekha to yeh jaana sanam exam musibat hai yeh maana sanam ab yahaan se kahaan jaaye hum paper lekh lekh ke mar jaaye hum

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  85. Why engineers dont study whol year spend nyts B4 xam Bcz kinare k sukun se hme inkar to nhi mgr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza kuch aur hi hota hai
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  87. Hey Friends I m Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard Plz Contact Me After 15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega

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  90. KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold VIJAY MALYA Call all the universities and ask them to announce resul

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  93. HEIGHT of COOLNES Finishing the paper coming out of the exam hall having a Cold Drink asking ur friend Dude which paper was it

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  96. If a Girl Gts 90 Mark Her Response Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata If a Boy Gts 35 Marks He Says Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar

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  99. ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS They gave me the questions which i don t know So i wrote answers which they don t know Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE

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  103. Jab paper ho out of cntrol Answer sheet ko karke fold Answer sheet ko karke ke fold aeroplane banake bol I WILL FAIL Student kya jane result ka ky

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  106. Na moh na maya hai Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai Baith ke chaar panne palat lo beta Final paper girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai
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  109. To be a Good professional always start to study late for Exams Because it teaches how to manage Time and tackle Emergencies
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  112. Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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  115. Na waqt hai itna kay Syllabus poora kiya jaye Na tarkeeb koi kay exam pass kiya jaye Na jany konsa dard diya hai is parhai ne Na roya jaye aur na Soy
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  117. My nights are going sleepless my days are going useless So I asked GOD is this love GOD replied no dear Result is near

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  120. Life is more strict than a teacher A teacher teaches a lesson and then takes the exam but life takes the exam first and then teaches the lesson

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  123. Kitab khulte hi exam ka sama chaa jaata Aise mausam main hi to dimag ka dahi hota Dimag ki baat paper par nahi a pati Yeh afsna to result mei hi bayaan hota

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  126. kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte hai utna syllabus to hum chhod diya karte the

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  129. I was born intelligent the education ruined me

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  133. har taraf padhai ka saya hai peparon mein number kisne paya hai ham to u hin aye the paper dene sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai
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  136. Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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  139. Guzray Hoay Exam Ko Yaad Na Karna Answr Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hai Uski Fariyad Na Karna Jo Hoga Wo To Hoga Uski Fikar Mein Apnay Holidays Barbad Na Karn

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  142. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya

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  145. examination is garden success is flower god bless you with power to pluck this flower

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  147. Chanda Mama so Gaye Student sarey jage Dekho pakdo yaron Ghadi ke kaante bhaage Ek pariksha khatam to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU

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  150. Baap Itne kum marks 2 thappar lagne chahiyen Beta Han papa mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay

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  153. Aft Our Exam Our Books Will Sing A Song Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me

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  156. A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam

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  159. hum honge all pass hum honge all pass honge all pass 1 din ho ho Likhte hai bakwas fir bhi hai vishwas paper kiya hai jakaas hum honge all pass 1 din
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  163. Ham honge sab pass hum honge sab pass hum honge sab pass 1 din Ho ho SOTE H Bindas Likhte h Bakwas Fir Bhi Hai vishwas Marks Milenge jhakas 1 din

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  166. Gam ke sagar me kabhi dub na jana manzil na bhi mile to tut na jana zindagi me agar dost ki kami mehsus ho To hum zinda hai ye bhul na Jana

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  169. Human brain is outstanding It functions 24 hours a day 365 days a year It functions right from the time we are born n stop only when we enter the exam hal

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  172. To accomplish great things We must not only act But also dream Not only plan but also believe Best wishes for your exam ALL D BEST

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  175. Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain bibh v

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  177. Paper ki Roti Notes ka Achar Books ki Chatni Question ki Bahar Teachers ki Dushmni Dosto ka PYAR Mubarak Ho Aapko Aane wale EXAM ka ATYACHAR

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  180. eXams r tHere at d pApEr u sTair tHe ans is nOwhere teAcHer makes u glAir wHich makes u pull ur HAir but frm pAst 16 yrs WE DONT CARE

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  183. We will now upgrade ur brain please wait Searching searching still searching sorry NO BRAIN found

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  186. Chupkay sy chand ke Roshni Choo Jay Ap ko Dheery Say Yh Hawa Kuch Kh Jay Ap ko Dil Sy jo Chahty Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Sy Hum Dua Karty Hain Mil Jay Woo Ap ko

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  189. Exam paas aaye sir mera dukhaye Teacher ne na jaaane kyun dande dikhaye Ab to mera sir jaage na sota hai Kya karoon haye kuch kuch hota hai
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  193. Exam ke ke liye shubh kamnaye from prem parikshechya hardik shubhecha all friends mangesh amol vipin kadu sagar

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  196. LAMHA LAMHA WAQT GUJAR JAYEGA CHAND LAMHON MEIN EXAM AA JAYEGA ABHI BHI WAQT HAI DO LINE PADH LO WARNA PASS KYA TERE SASUR KARVAYEGA

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  199. EXAM SHURU HOTE HI MAATAM KA SAMA HOTA HAI AISE MAUSAM ME HI TO DIMAG KA DAHI HOTA HAI PAPER ME KUCH LIKH NAHI PATE YE FASANA TO MARKSHEET ME BAYAN HOT

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  202. LAMHA LAMHA WAQT GUJAR JAYEGA CHAND LAMHON MEIN EXAM AA JAYEGA ABHI BHI WAQT HAI DO LINE PADH LO WARNA PASS KYA TERE SASUR KARVAYEGA Abhishek

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  205. BORN WITH THE PERSONALITY IS AN ACCIDENT BUT TO DIE AS A PERSONALITY IS AN ACHIEVEMENT ACHIEVE THE BEST IN YOUR LIFE GOOD MORNING
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  207. Guzray howe Exams ko Yaad na krna Answr sheet me jo likha he uski Faryad na krna Jo Hoga wo to Hoga Uski Fikar me Apne HOliday brbd na kr

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  210. Attitude of a STUDENT This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper I ll Give Him Another Chance To Challeng

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  213. c Dear GOD plz saare exams mai pass karana fwd this to 10 ppl than u will defintelypass Yakin naho to ignore k

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  216. Meri Aatma Tumhe Humesha Satayegi Daro mat yaar ye to bas MATHS ka full form hai aj hi pata chala socha bata du

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  219. Guzre hui Exam ko kabhi yaad na karna answer sheet me jo likha hai uski fariyad na karna Jo hoga wo hokar rahega uske fikr me apne holidays ba

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  223. pad rahi hai ya soyi hain padna sona mat mere sare documents plz dekhna attested hain aur jo nahi hain wo daddy j ko de dena along migration certfct

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  226. Attitude during exam They gave me the questions which I don t know So I wrote the answers which they don t know Tit for tat This is called attitu

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  229. Hight of coolness Finishing the paper Coming out of d exam hall having a cool drink and asking ur friend Dude Which paper is it

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  231. To be a good Proffesional always start 2 study late 4 EXAMs Becoz it teaches u how to manage TIME and tackle EMERGENCIES

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  234. CA students marte nhi zinda dafnaye jate hai har saal tadpaye jate hai kafan khol ke dekho to wo kabr me v BalansSheet banate hue paye jate hai

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  237. Student k dard ko university kya jne colleg k riwajo ko parent kya jane hoti h kitni taqlif 1paper likhne m wo paper chek krnewala kya jane

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  240. Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk Design your character like the sky where everyone desire to reach

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  242. Xzam pas aye,dil gabraye,lecturer ne jane kya paper banaye,Ab To mera pen, rukruk k chalta hai,Kya Karu haye, Kuch Nahi Ata Hey!

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  246. Exams are like Girl friends
  247. - Too many questions
  248. - Difficult to understand
  249. - More explanation is needed
  250. - Result is alwa

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  253. how diod u wrote ur xams mam how much %wii u get hi mam

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  256. New films releasd in theatr aftr xams.... ??Tensn aaj kal, pack up sid, wantd 40, ajab sylabrs k gajab papers, Marks mile,?3 failurs..

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  259. New films releasd in theatr aftr xams.... ??Tensn aaj kal, pack up sid, wantd 40, ajab sylabrs k gajab papers, Marks mile,?3 failurs.. Gud day..

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  262. Agar kisi subject ko dil se padho to Sari kainat tumhe us subject me pass karne me lag jati hai agar aisa na ho to next SEM abhi baki hai. Mere Dost
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  264. Love v/s exam. Love: lots of thoughts in mind..but no guts 2 express. Exam:lots of guts 2 express..but no thoughts in mind.....

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  267. har lecture ko "mini skirt" ki tarah hona chahiye chota itna ki sabka interest bana rahe.. or bada itna ki jaruri topic cover ho

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  270. 4talanted student:agar question paper tuff lage,ya samajh me n ae,to ek gehre sans lo,aur jor se chillaokamino fail hi karna tha to exam kiyo lete
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  272. Wats d height of hope It is sittin in d exam hall holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self dude dnt worry Exams wil get postponed

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  275. umar ki rah me raste badal jaate he waqt ki andhi me insaan badal jate he sochte he padh padh ke record tod denge lekin books dekhte hi irade badal

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