sms jokes messages new 2016


  • A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do.
  • Doctor asked: why?
  • Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.

  •  adult sms in hindi
  • Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
  • Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
  • Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain

  •  non veg sms
  • Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he?
  • A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe,
  • HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.

  •  love messages
  • UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
  • When girls wear tight fittings,
  • Neither they are
  • Comfortable
  • Nor
  • Boys are comfortable�. !!

  •  don’t leave me alone quotes
  • Two prostitutes were talking:
  • We’re in the best business in the world
  • Why’s that then?
  • Well, we’ve got it, we sell it, and we’ve STILL got it!

  •  adults hindi sms 140 words
  • A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
  • Friend: How was ur first night?
  • Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,
  • 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet

  •  adult sms collection
  • Calories burnt by sex:
  • Lying down: 90cal
  • Stnding up: 492cal
  • Dog style: 326cal
  • 2nd round: 824cal
  • Dresing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal.

  •  adult sms collection
  • Man marries deaf Girl-
  • He writes-We must fix a Code: If I want SEX I’ll press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO….!

  •  short adult jokes
  • In lift, mans elbow accidently touch lady’s breast.
  • man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.
  • lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.

  •  non veg sms in english
  • Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week
  • Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I’ll loose my business for 9 months…..




  • Oscar nomination 4 blue films r :
  • 1 : uatr k panti so gayi aunti,
  • 2 : hasina k dudu me pasina,
  • 3 : pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me,
  • 4 : ghar me shali to puri raat diwali

  •  adult sms hindi
  • Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho,
  • aap ko judwa bete hue hain.
  • Khan : yeh to hona hi tha,
  • maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi

  •  hindi dirty jokes
  • Ek Kaala husband apni biwi se bola

  • ‘Mujhe bachcha achha chahiye.’

  • Biwi- dekhoji, choice is yours
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  • Achha chahiye, ya Apna chahiye ???

  •  dirty jokes in english
  • biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ.
  • one girl felt shy and looked down.
  • sardar boy shouted – mam she is copying.

  •  adult hindi jokes
  • Pehlay kiss karo…
  • phir bister per laitao…
  • phir dono tangein uper kark….
  • thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho…

  • ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
  • pamper change kerdo……

  •  adult jokes hindi
  • dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

  • ah
  • oh

  • dheere
  • ah

  • mar gayi
  • ah
  • oh

  • ahah

  • chal ab bas kar

  • 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

  •  hindi love sms for her
  • Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

  • Ik Larkay pe wo mar…

  • Kuch lena tha usay…

  • Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..

  • Jab bi milti thi muijhey….

  • Ye hi pocha karti thi…..

  • Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
  • Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

  •  don’t leave me quotes
  • Jo mila aurat ko mila!!
  • Hont milay chuswany ko,
  • Mammay milay dabwanay ko,
  • Phuddi mili chudwanay ko.

  • Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko???
  • so hilao…

  •  adults jokes in hindi 140 words
  • 3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi…
  • pehli gashti:mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain…

  • doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain….

  • teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
  • awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun…………..

  •  adult sms chat
  • Doctor: Kya taklif hai?

  • Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.

  • Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!




  • barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
  • dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,
  • to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay
  • neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho.

  •  sms jokes in hindi 140 words funny
  • Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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  • Phir thook lagao?
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  • Phir Seedha karo? ?
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  • Phir andar ghussao???
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  • Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. 😉

  •  romantic sms for boyfriend
  • conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
  • lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
  • conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

  •  nonvejsms
  • Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
  • boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
  • bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha…
  • par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…

  •  non veg msg 2012
  • PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
  • SON : papa may bataoo
  • PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
  • SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
  • PAPA : ohh haan
  • SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay

  •  double meaning hindi sms
  • dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

  • ah
  • oh

  • dheere
  • ah

  • mar gayi
  • ah
  • oh

  • ahah

  • chal ab bas kar

  • 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

  •  don’t leave me sms
  • Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
  • Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
  • uper se 15000 kamata hai
  • lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
  • 2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
  • kamati hai!

  •  birthday jokes for adult
  • thora sa karne do
  • Plz thora sa karne do
  • kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
  • bus thora sa karne do
  • aik chota sa sms

  •  adults sms in hindi 140 words
  • Hila zor se hila
  • hila pura hila
  • dil se hila
  • sabke samne hila

  • jitna hilaogay utna
  • maza ayega

  • warana halwa jal jayega:P

  •  love messages
  • aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha…….
  • Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
  • Pakray hum jatay hain…!!! q?




  • Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide

  • 1. Boil nhi karna parta
  • 2. Kharab nhi hota
  • 3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
  • 4. Dil kash packing main
  • 5. Aik k saath dusra FREE

  •  non veg sms
  • Hum Girey Huwey ko UTHATEY hain,
  • Hum Bichhde Hue Ko MILATEY Hain,
  • In Short Hum Bra BANATEY hain.

  •  adult sms collection
  • Man: Kiss Karun?
  • Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
  • Man: Boob dabaun.?
  • Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
  • Man: Fuck?
  • Gal: Period me hun.?
  • Man: Don’t say loose motions hai

  •  hot hindi sms
  • Pehlay kiss karo…
  • phir bister per laitao…
  • phir dono tangein uper kark….
  • thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho…

  • ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
  • pamper change kerdo……

  •  hindi adult joke
  • One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
  • girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
  • Boy-agar mere baap
  • ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.

  •  adult sms in english
  • 3 FEELINGS
  • what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
  • Stress is when wife is pregnant,
  • tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
  • panic is when both r pregnant

  •  adult picture sms
  • Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
  • Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
  • Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
  • Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

  •  non veg sms
  • Catch her by her waist…
  • Bring her home..
  • Keep ur hand on her neck
  • Put ur lips on her lips
  • & have a …
  • …nice drink…PEPSI

  •  love messages
  • 2 men went 2 a callgirl.
  • 1st went in and came out n said
  • “Na my wife is better.”
  • 2nd went in and came out n said
  • “U R right ur wife is much better.”

  •  adult sms collection
  • I really deeply wish dat
  • u r here with me in my room.
  • on my bed & lights is off &
  • we get under the cover together..
  • 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.




  • He came at night,
  • explored my body,
  • got on top of me,
  • touched me, he bit,
  • sucked, swalowd,
  • when he was satisfyed,
  • he left, i was hurt,
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  • BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

  •  hindi adult joke
  • Most interesting line written
  • on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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  • Excuse me !
  • My face is above.;-)

  •  dirty jokes in english
  • Girl:Its 2 tight
  • Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
  • Gal:Push it in,
  • Boy:Ah..I cant,
  • Gal:Its painful,
  • Boy:Forget it.

  •  adult msg
  • It’s the thing that satisfies
  • ur mind, body & soul!
  • Do it on bed, on a sofa,
  • in the car or anywhere!
  • It’s called Prayer!
  • God bless ur naughty mind.

  •  romantic sms for girlfriend
  • Let me kiss ur lips,
  • let me feel ur teeth,
  • let me feel ur tongue.
  • SMILE!
  • This is ur friend
  • “PEPSODENT”
  • reminding you to brush ur teeth,
  • Twice a day Everyday :)

  •  hot sms
  • Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
  • “can kids of our age have kids?”

  • Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

  • Boy said to girl :
  • “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

  •  love messages
  • A short thing
  • its get longer as u hold it
  • & pass between woman’s breast
  • & enters into a small hole
  • What is it?

  •  adult sms chat
  • Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
  • “Me sick, no work”
  • Boss SMS back:
  • “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
  • 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
  • “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

  •  love sms text messages
  • In a party a lady wanted
  • to go to toilet so
  • she inquired with a sardar
  • papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

  • sardarji replied u naughty
  • pehle tum dikhao.

  •  romantic sms for boyfriend
  • Can we do romance in the midnight today?
  • I’m in a good mood:)
  • Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
  • Reply me soon,
  • yours Loving Mosquito.




  • Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
  • Boy2.Oh! I know her
  • Boy1:How?
  • Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
  • Boy1:What the hell?
  • Boy2.during lecture in maths class

  • Think +ve:)

  •  romantic hot sms
  • Pati sex karte hue bola:ladka nikalu ya ladki?Patni: tumhari ma ka bhosda,dard se meri gaand fati ja rahi hE.Pahle jo dala hE voto nikalo!

  •  nonvejsms
  • Ek ladki ne 1 kutiya se pucha-Tumhe ek sath itne bachche kaise hote hai.
  • Kutiya-kabhi sadak par nangi ghumo phir pata chalega.

  •  non veg sms jokes
  • Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?
  • Girl:-
  • miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!

  •  nonvejsms
  • Nityanand Quotes:
  • Din me Hari om,Raat me condom,
  • Din me agarbatti,Raat me Laalbatti,
  • Din me Puja & aarti,Raat me Divya & Bharti,
  • Din me swaha,Raat me Ahaa.

  •  married sms english
  • A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
  • Friend: How was ur first night?
  • Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,
  • 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet

  •  nonvejsms
  • Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho,
  • aap ko judwa bete hue hain.
  • Khan : yeh to hona hi tha,
  • maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi

  •  nonvej sms
  • When Aishwarya delivered a Baby Girl,
  • The doctor welcomed the baby,
  • “You will be amazed to know which family you are born in.
  • Do you know who your Grandfather is?”
  • The baby replied,”Yes, the greatest actor of Bollywood.”
  • The Doctor was shocked.
  • Then he asked, “Do you know who your Mother is?”
  • The baby replied, “One of the most beautiful ladies in the world. Miss World.”
  • The doctor then asked, “Do you know who your Father is?”
  • The baby replied, “NO IDEA”

  •  nonveg hindi sms
  • k raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
  • mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
  • bhala kiun,
  • kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

  •  non veg sms jokes
  • A short thing
  • its get longer as u hold it
  • & pass between woman’s breast
  • & enters into a small hole
  • What is it?




  • New cople train se jate hue surang se Guzre.
  • Hus: Agar pata hota surang itni lambi hai to fayda utha leta.
  • Wife: hey ram !
  • To kya woh aap nhi the ohh ??

  •  non veg sms in english short
  • Press down… down more… Ok more… YES ahh ohh yes… almost there… yeah oh shit harder… SO GOOD…! mmmmm… That’s how I sex on txt!

  •  short love messages
  • Fallin in Luv
  • “Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.”

  •  love messages in english
  • The leaves may forget the tree, the waves may forget the sea, the flowers may forget the bee, or even YOU may forget me, BUT I will NEVER EVER forget YOU because YOU ARE very special to me!

  •  love messages to boyfriend
  • LAST NIGHT I SAW I DREAM IN DREAM I SAW AN AGNEL
  • ANGEL ASKED ME WHAT DO YOU WANT
  • I TOLD AN AGNEL TO TAKE CARE OF YOU
  • HE SAID ” NO”
  • “BUT WHY”
  • He said “Angels dont take care of angels”

  •  love and romance messages
  • ‘FrndShip’ is Not About Finding D Right Person BUT Creating D Right
  • Relation … It’s NOT How Much We ‘CARE’ in D Begning BUT How Much We ‘CARE’

  •  love messages quotes
  • When night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, dont wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found u.

  •  love u messages
  • Dreamy
  • i heard someone whisper ur name’
  • but when i turned around to c who it was,
  • i notice i was alone,
  • then i realize it was my heart
  • telling me that i miss u.

  •  love messages to girlfriend
  • Blue is d color of Poison…
  • Red is d color of Fire….
  • Green is d color of Nature…
  • Black is d color of Mourning…
  • White is d color of Peace…
  • But no colors of love.All these color makes love&
  • love is always colorful..I LOVE U…….

  •  love messages for him
  • I love stars & stars think, Im serious, But Im joking. I Love Moon & Moon thinks, Im serious, But Im joking, I LOVE U & U think Im joking, But Im serious




  • Love has heights of the mountain & depth of ocean,it errupts like a valcano & melts like a glacier,it has brightness of thunder & it is the worlds biggest wonder,it leaves no one never & lives with us forever.

  •  love sweet messages
  • Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

  •  birthday messages love
  • Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.

  •  love messages for a husband
  • The leaves may forget the tree, the waves may forget the sea, the flowers may forget the bee, or even YOU may forget me, BUT I will NEVER EVER forget YOU because YOU ARE very special to me!

  •  english love sms messages
  • I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

  •  love messages to boyfriend
  • SOMEONE ASK WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY.THEY EXPECTED ME TO SAY WEALTH BUT SUDDENLY MY MOBILE RING AND YOUR SMS CAME I SAID THAT MAKES ME HAPPY…!!!!!!!!……

  •  i love you messages
  • TRUE TEST OF LOVE IS NOT HOW MUCH U LOVE SOMEONE, BUT ITS HOW LONG CAN YOU PRESERVE IT IN YOUR HEART. IT MEANS IF U FIND NEW SUBSTITUE FOR SOMEONE IN UR HEART, U NEVER LOVED THAT PERSON FROM UR HEART.

  •  hindi love text messages
  • certain people touch your heart and u can’t stop thinking about them, that is the kind of person u are ………absent yet so near, simple yet worthy. that you should know!!!By Tipa Aby

  •  hindi love text messages
  • If u r in a dark room,
  • U find blood everywhere and
  • wals r shaking
  • dont worry friend……………….
  • u r at the safest place
  • u r in my heart JANU GEEEEEEEEEEE by Rozia

  •  hindi sms love messages
  • What if? Cupid ruled d world and Valentine was d prince of Cupids’ kingdom…I think evry day would be a Valentines Day! Dat means evry day is another chance 2 show our loved ones tender lovin care in a special way!By Musawakhe



  • A Perfrect Gift for U! Today! Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent Peformance, Extremly Personal, Fully Returnable – it’s a SMILE from me. Enjoy & take care…

  •  hindi love messages sms
  • I may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye…

  •  love sms messages hindi
  • Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i’d rather spend with you….without you there is no joy, only pain!By Ikram Marwat

  •  hindi love messages
  • No one escapes from love,
  • Neither the rich nor poor,
  • Because it takes to satisfy a heart,
  • We feel we’ll never be apart. By N.W.KHAN

  •  sms text messages love
  • I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
  • Really
  • Truly
  • Unmistakably
  • Unstoppably
  • Unavoidably
  • Crazily, Think about you!By Zeeshan-dhk

  •  love sms text messages
  • ome times mu heart ask me why i care of u why i miss u why i love u why s think of u why i want u then my mind answer me it is very smiple coz i love u BY ALA

  •  sms love messages
  • eyes without tears,tears without love,love without a care,a care without a heart,a heart without beat,a beat without u,u without me.now how could that be possible? BY ALA

  •  love messages hindi
  • A candle may melt and it’s fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.

  •  love messages text
  • Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

  •  text messages for love
  • You can fall from a mountain,
  • You can fall from a tree,
  • But the best way to fall,
  • Is to fall in love with me!




  • ome times mu heart ask me why i care of u why i miss u why i love u why s think of u why i want u then my mind answer me it is very smiple coz i love u BY ALA

  •  love sms msg
  • God saw me hungry he created pizza he saw me thirsty he created pesi he saw me in dark he created light and he saw me without girl friend he created u now it is the time 2 love me BY ALA

  •  love sms msg
  • When the night comes, look at the sky.
  • When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, ’cause I did it and I found you!

  •  love sms massages
  • Cute Love sms text Messages | love sms | cute love sms | Love poem sms | Love sms quotes | Free love sms messages | Love sms Jokes | Funny love sms | Sweet love sms | Romantic sms messages
  • If you have a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband…a secret lover. Then these cute love messages and love quotes are for you. Romantic text messages galore find the perfect message to send to your lovers Mobile Phone.

  • Love smsThe most difficult thing
  • The most difficult thing in the life is to see your love loving someone else.By Ammee
  • Love smsAlways draw a circle around
  • Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending. By shaheryar
  • Love smsA million words would
  • A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I’ve tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I’ve cried.By shaheryar
  • Love smsI could fill a 1000 p
  • I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.By shaheryar
  • Love smsYou do not know the
  • You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile. By shaheryar

  • Love smsLove is like a cloud…
  • Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and everything in between… love is a fairytale come true… Coz I found love when I found U. By shaheryar
  • Love smsNo one is too young f
  • No one is too young for love, because love doesn’t come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age. By shaheryar
  • Love smsu can put relationship
  • u can put relationship in afile.u cant stop hearts 4 a while u ca make a deasrt of a nile but u can never stop my smile when i c ur nam on my mobile By monliza
  • Love sms If I m in hell & u in heaven,
  • If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without uBy Jeet
  • Love smsyou are summoned to court
  • you are summoned to court for tresspassing in my heart and if you plead guilty u will be sentenced to love me 4ever so how do u plead? By Lawrence
  • Love smsSometimes the world gives me
  • Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it…but whenever it happens…. I just stop and think of u n say, “How can I hate this world when you are a part of it…”By Arzoo
  • Love smsif you say my eyez are beautiful,
  • if you say my eyez are beautiful, its becoz they r luking at you….for my eyez are just the windows my feelings cum thru!!!By Someone special
  • Love smsthe nominies 4 nice lovers r
  • the nominies 4 nice lovers r
  • YOU
  • YOU!
  • YOU!!
  • YOU!!!!
  • YOU!!!!!
  • n the winner is
  • ME
  • bcoz ihav
  • YOU!!!By Isha
  • Love sms”I TRUST U” is a better
  • “I TRUST U” is a better compliment than “I LOVE U” because you may not always trust the person you love but u can always love the person you trust.Mukhoji

  • 4ever & ever i`l be by ur side, & if u r afraid of the world i`l help u to hide,bcuz…..1 thousand deaths i rather die….than ever see u hurt or cry…huma

  • If I hav a Heart Attack, then
  • that’s all bcuz of u, cuz,
  • u r in my heart with anothor heart
  • that is ur heart,
  • which is striking my heart and say,
  • I LOVE U! (That’s Seceret) Misaal

  • Meaning of rose colours…
  • Red 4 Love..
  • Yellow 4 Special Friend..
  • White 4 Peace..
  • Black 4 Hate & Darkness..
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  • A man while making love to his maid,
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  • A man while making love to his maid,
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  • Beti: papa m ma banane wali hu..
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  • Boy: Sweetheart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie. Wanna Come?
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  • Pappu comes 2 his class with broken spectacles.
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  • Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs?
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  • A man was lost on an island. He cut a tree and decided to make a boat. Suddenly he saw a girl and he used the tree for making bed.
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  • Teacher 2 girl: Which part of the body expands 5 times its normal size?
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  • Same question to a boy.
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  • Banta: What is a Mangalsutra?
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  • Lady: I want 2 learn tennis.
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  • First Doc: Yeah, but I’m a Veterinary doctor.

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