Status for facebook 2016


  1. Stop trying to control everything and just let go.
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  3. Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..
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  5. Like if your friend gave a joke and you were the only one who didn't get it :)
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  7. Like if you’re alive, comment if you’re dead.

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  9. Like if you have done this
  10. when I was younger I remember watching two drops of rain roll down your window and pretending it was a race.
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  12. how much people like singing s0ngs in bathr0om ..:p Like wh0 are bathr0om singer :p
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  14. like if u have ever pushed a door that said pull...
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  16. LIKE if your mouth automatically says "shit" when something wrong happens. 
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  18. LIKE IF : Seeing a picture of yourself, and wondering " Am I that ugly?" 
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  20. LIKE IF:Still arguing when you know your wrong. 
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  22. LIKE if:Fighting over who gets to sit in the front seat of the car... 
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  24. Like if you also randomly swearing at everything when you`re mad. 
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  26. LIKE IF: you ever liked somebody so much you just want to lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry. 
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  28. LIKE IF Not being able to fall asleep because your to excited for something the next day
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  30. LIKE IF When you don`t know what to reply to someone, you ask your best friend what to reply. 
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  32. Like if When you were little, and you saw a cartoon/movie, you picked your fav character and said "THAT`S ME!!" 
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  34. LIKE IF: When I was little "I`m gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever. 
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  36. LIKE IF:Sometimes I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.
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  38. LIKE IF: I say the ENTIRE alphabet because I can`t remember what letter comes next 
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  40. LIKE IF: I play with my phone when I`m waiting for someone so I don`t look stupid 
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  42. Like if you wanna make me smile....
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  44. LIKE if: peeking out of your 3D glasses during a movie just to see the diffrence xD 
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  46. LIKE IF:My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator, iPod & so much more. 
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  48. LIKE IF: You walked into your room and you forgot what you wanted.

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  50. LIKE IF: When I wake up in the middle of the night, I check my phone. 
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  52. LIKE IF:Practicing your signature over and over again just in case you become famous. 
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  54. Like if your parents ask you to do something and you tell them you`ll do it in ten minutes then you never do it. 
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  57. LIKE IF:Putting in headphones, but still secretly listening to the conversations around you. 
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  59. LIKE IF:I walk into a room, forget what I need, I walk out, and then remember. 
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  61. LIKE IF: When someone tells you not to do something, it makes you wanna do it more. 
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  63. LIKE IF you Re-reading old text messages because they make me smile. 
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  65. LIKE IF you hate it when you`re about to sleep and a horror scene flashs in your head? 
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  67. Like if you miss the old time especially childhood ....
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  69. LIKE IF: When I was younger I drew the sun in the corner of the paper. 
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  71. LIKE if you`re always that one person who is still laughing when everybody else has stopped... 
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  73. LIEK IF: Shutting down the computer and realizing you need it again... 
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  75. Like if you have ever sucked a cup to your face....
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  77. Like if you ever fell down the stairs thinking you were walking down a slope. 
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  79. Like if you`re Having like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complaining that you have no clothes... 
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  81. LIKE IF: your bestfriends like your facebook status because they know the story behind it. 
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  83. LIKE IF: When someone says "goodnight," I automatically look at the clock.
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  85. Like if you ever embarrassed yourself in front of your crush 
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  87. I SAW YOUR COMMENT BEFORE YOU DELETED IT.. LIKE this if it ever happened with you =================================
  88. LIKE if you`re in that moment when your phone falls out of your hand and you don`t care if it gets scratched up anymore 
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  90. LIKE if you sometimes want to escape away from all the drama in your life
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  92. LIKE if you Ever look at your ex while thinking "was I drunk for our whole relationship?" 
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  94. LIKE if you are Single. :) 
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  96. those moments when you feel like you and your bestfriend have the same brain. LIKE if you love your bestfriend...
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  98. LIKE IF:Losing your phone in your blanket, then having to throw the blanket around until it falls out. 
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  100. LIKE if you love facebook more than twitter. 
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  102. Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5. 
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  104. LIKE if you have blue eyes. 
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  106. LIKE if you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good clean teeth. 
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  108. LIKE this if: you were born on your birthday....
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