the best quotes about life new


  • If I had never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
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  • Love cannot be found where it doesn't exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does.
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  • Don't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on you...
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  • SEX is not the answer. SEX is the question and YES is the answer!!
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  • Just because it's not what you were expecting, doesn't mean it's not everything you've been waiting for...
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  • If a star fell each time I thought about you then the moon would truly realise what loneliness is really like.
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  • u wrote me a note and it said "n ss!w !" ...it didnt make sense till i turned it upside down!!
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  • It is better for girl to sleep a hundred years and be kissed and awakened by the right prince than to stay awake and be kissed a hundred times by the wrong frog.
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  • |C|I|N|D|E|R|E|L|L|A| walked on broken glass

  • Sleeping Beauty let a whole 'lifetime' pass

  • Belle fell in .l.o.v.e. with a
  • :hideous beast:

  • (Pocahontas) risked her life for a feast

  • Jasmine could have had *anyone*, but instead chose a
  • {p o o r m a n}

  • And Ariel [walked.on.land]

  • All for love and all for life

  • .B.l.o.o.d. .S.w.e.a.t. .n. .T.e.a.r.s.

  • *L*o*v*e* is about facing your |Biggest Fears|
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  • First loves...that’s exactly what they are...those are the ones that introduced you to everything, made you love them, loved you back, and also broke your heart. But no matter how hurt you are, you’ll always love them. Always...they’ll stay with you forever. And not only will you not notice it, but deep down you will compare every other guy to him. And none of them will live up...because he was your first love. Then after months of letting go...when you finally think you are okay with letting him go, he’ll call...or you'll hear "your" song...or you’ll see his car at a place that was important to you...or see a movie...or something that reminds you of how much he meant you and how much you really loved him and realize you’re not completely over him and never will be.




  • Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war
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  • I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night
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  • You can't have a better tomorrow if you're always thinking about yesterday.
  • - C.Roth (me)
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  • I can justify any shopping spree.
  • Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon, I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, Can talk to my friends about the size of my a**. My beauty is a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a b**ch. Don't say to your friends, oh yeah I can get her. In your dreams dear, I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot, not at my chest. I don't have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you are lying, you stare at the ceiling. Don't call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY....Don't you get it? You dick.
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  • A girl wants a guy whose arms she can run to with her hair a mess, make up smearing down her face, eyes red and puffy from crying, and the first thing he says to her is, "You're so beautiful..."
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  • I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own
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  • You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
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  • I am the author of my life. Unfortunately I'm writing in pen and I can't erase my mistakes...
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  • I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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  • Happiness needs sadness.
  • Success needs failure.
  • Benevolence needs evil.
  • Love needs hatred.
  • Victory needs defeat.
  • Pleasure needs pain.

  • You must experience and accept the extremes. Because if the contrast is lost, you lose appreciation; and when you lose appreciation, you lose the value of everything.




  • Letting go, even if it hurts, doesn't mean you have to let go of everything. You just have to let go of the person and your feelings for her/him but the memories will always be there whether it's good or bad. Because everytime you remember those memories, it will always put a smile into your heart. And be glad that once in your life this person made you happy and put colors into your life even if it's just for a while.
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  • Sunday School

  • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

  • A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
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  • Dedicated to every girl in the world

  • Treat her like shes more than you want.. more than you could ever dream.. and more than she thinks she is... like shes everything you've ever wanted.. make sure you speak to her sweeter and love her deeper be true and be kind she's more than just a girl... she's and angel without wings, she's the sweetest thing in the world, and is more precious than a thousand roses.. girls Never frown because you never know When someone is falling In love with your smile, let her know you care let her know by doing something special for her call her everynight just to make sure everthings alright and to remind her you still care..always wish her the sweetest dreams... when she cries let your shoulder be the first she rests her head upon, and cry with her, letting her know shes not alone, when she laughs let you be the first to hear her, when shes down help her laugh but most of all guys...when you tell her you love her let her see the tears in your eyes..................
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  • "I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, of who I am.... and most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you."
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  • The same girl who laughs and talks a lot and seems very happy is also the girl who may cry herself to sleep...
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  • "If you are going through hell, keep going."
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  • My father used to say, "You would worry less about what people think if you knew how little they did".
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  • The only guy that deserves you... is the one that thinks he doesn't. the one that'll stick by your side... no matter how much you mess up. and the one who will forgive you... mistake after mistake...
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  • The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
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  • Another month. Another year.
  • Another smile another tear.
  • Another winter and another summer too
  • But there can never be another you.




  • When you say I'm beautiful I say "yeah right,"
  • but what im really! saying is "do you really think so?"
  • When you say good job i say "thanks"
  • but what Im really saying is "I love that you notice."
  • When you say we'll be together forever I say "I hope so"
  • but what im really saying is "I hope forever never ends."
  • When you say I love you I say "I love you too"
  • but what Im really s!aying is "never stop saying that."
  • When you say that I dont care I say "yes I do"
  • but what Im really saying is
  • "I care for you more than you'll ever know."
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  • Life was so much easier when our worries were when recess was too short... desicions were solved by eni meani mini mo... only skineed knees brought tears... boys were yucky and goodbyes meant tomorrow
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  • Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.
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  • If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
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  • You have to have a darkness for the dawn to come.
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  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
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  • Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
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  • If God Answers Your Prayer, He is increasing your FAITH. If He Delays, He is increasing you PATIENCE. If He Doesnt Answer, He has Something BETTER for U.
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  • You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
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  • Read this and let it really sink in...then choose how to start your day tomorrow...

  • Michael is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a
  • good mood and always has so!mething positive to say. When
  • someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I
  • were any better, I would be twins!"

  • He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad
  • day, Michael was there t!elling the employee how to look on the
  • positive side of the situation.

  • Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to
  • Michael and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive
  • person all of the time. How do you do it?"

  • Michael replied, "!ach morning I wake up and say to myself,
  • 'Mike, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a
  • good mood or you can choose to be in a bad mood.' I choose to
  • be in a good mood.

  • "Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim
  • or I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it.

  • "Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to
  • accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of
  • life. I choose the positive side of life."

  • "Yeah, right, it isn't that easy," I protested.

  • "Yes, it is," Michael said. Life is all about choices. When you
  • cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose
  • how you react to situations. You! choose how people will affect
  • your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. "The
  • bottom line is: It's your choice how you live life."

  • I reflected on what Michael sa!id. Soon thereafter, I left the tower industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.

  • Several years later, I heard that Michael was involved in a
  • serious accident, falling some 60 feet from a communications
  • tower. After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care,
  • Michael was released f!rom the hospital with rods placed in his
  • back.

  • I saw Michael about six months after the accident. When I asked
  • him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins.
  • Wanna see my scars?"

  • I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone
  • through his mind as the accident took place. "The first thing that went through my mind was the well being of my soon-to-be-
  • born daughter," Michael replied. "Then, as I lay on the ground, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or I could choose to die. I chose to live."

  • "Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?" I asked.

  • Michael continued, "The paramedics were great.They kept
  • telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me
  • into the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors
  • and nurses, I got really scared. I!n their eyes, I read 'He's a dead man.' I knew I needed to take action."

  • "What did you do?" I asked. "Well, there was a big burly nurse
  • shouting questions at me," said Michael. "She asked if I was
  • allergic to anything. 'Yes,' I replied. The doc!tors and nurses
  • stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep
  • breath and yelled!, 'Gravity.' Over their laughter, I told them, 'I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead'."

  • Michael lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude. I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully. Attitude, after all, is everything.



  • Because once upon a time, we were best friends. And, yes, there's been a lot of bad stuff in between. But none of that matters right now, okay? You need me, I'm there. Any time, any place, anywhere
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  • She said that she wanted to get high.
  • He took her to the tallest hill in town.
  • She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink.
  • He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said, "Drink up."
  • She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face.
  • He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger,
  • aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.
  • She said that she wanted to cut herself.
  • He took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up.
  • She said that she wanted to see her blood.
  • He took her to get her ears pierced.
  • She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
  • He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed.
  • She said that she wanted to be alone.
  • He gave her a name tag that said "My Name Is: Alone."
  • She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always.
  • He asked when he wasn't.
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  • Women's English:
  • Yes = No
  • No = Yes
  • Maybe = No
  • I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
  • We need = I want
  • It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
  • Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
  • We need to talk = I need to complain
  • Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
  • You're so ma!ly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
  • Be romantic, turn out the lig!hts = I have flabby thighs
  • This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
  • I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
  • I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
  • Do you love me? = I'm going to! ask for something expensive
  • How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
  • I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
  • TV
  • You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
  • Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]

  • Men's English:
  • I'm hungry = I'm hungry
  • I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
  • I'm tired = I'm tired
  • Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
  • Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
  • Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
  • May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
  • Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
  • You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
  • What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now?
  • What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
  • I'm bored = Do you !want to have sex?
  • I love you = Let's have sex now!
  • Love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex
  • Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
  • Let's talk = I'll! impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe sex?
  • Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex without me
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  • "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk."
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  • Lets commit the perfect crime
  • I'll steal your heart
  • And you steal mine

  • "Often in life we forget the things we should remember and remember the things we should forget"
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  • Our inside jokes-too many to name.
  • When we're apart it's never the same.
  • When we're together it's nothing but fun.
  • Replacing my girls just can't be done.
  • As the years! pass,
  • and we grow apart.
  • I want you to know,
  • that you guys are in my heart.
  • You helped me through problems,
  • through things good and bad.
  • You helped me keep smiling :-),
  • when !I was sad.
  • You helped me with guys,
  • you made me stay strong.
  • How will I live,
  • when you guys are gone?
  • And where the years take us,
  • no place is too far.
  • We will think of each other,
  • wherever we are.
  • You're wonderful people,
  • with good hearts to lend.
  • And I want you to know,
  • that ya'll will always be my Best Friends
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  • Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
  • - Ferris, from Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Posted by Donny in Movies  ID#:159
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  • The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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  • sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past .. stop planning the future .. stop trying to figure out precisely how we fee!l .. stop deciding with our mind what we want our heart to feel and sometimes we just have to go with "whatever..happens..happens"




  • There comes a tim!e when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book.
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  • When tempted! to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.
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  • 'Tis far better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
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  • I smile because i have no idea what's going on.
  • - it's on a keyring
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  • ------------ The English Language-----------------
  • There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither
  • apple or pine in pineapple. And while no one knows what is
  • in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine.

  • English muffins were not invented in England nor French
  • fries in France.

  • Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't
  • sweet, are meat.

  • We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes,
  • we find that quicksand ca!n work slowly, boxing rings are
  • square, and guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

  • And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing,
  • grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?

  • If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of
  • booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, two meese?
  • Is cheese th!e plural of choose? One mouse, 2 mice. One louse,
  • 2 lice. One house, 2 hice?

  • If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

  • If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian
  • eat?

  • Why do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?
  • Ship by truck or car and send cargo by ship? Have noses
  • that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive
  • on parkways?

  • How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a
  • wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

  • How can the weather be hot as heck one day and cold as
  • heck another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill
  • in a f!orm by filli!ng it out and an alarm clock goes off by
  • going on. You get in and out of a car, yet you get on and
  • off a bus. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when
  • the lights are out, they are invisible.

  • And why, whe!n I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I
  • wind up this essay, I end it?

  • English is a silly language ... it doesn't know if it is
  • coming or going!!!
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  • One day your going to look back and say, Damn that girl really did love me...
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  • Believe you can and you're halfway there.
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  • Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today
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  • "When it hurts to look ba!ck, and you're afraid to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there."
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  • A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success.




  • I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else.
  • I'd rather be beside !you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself.
  • I'd rather have hard times together, than to have it easy apart.
  • I'd rather have the one who holds my heart.
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  • I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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  • Lets TOAST to Lying,Cheating, and Stealing....if your gonna Lie..Lie for a Friend. If your gonna Cheat...Cheat Death, If your gonna Steal...Steal a Heart!...If your gonna DRINK...Drink With Me!!!!...Cheers.
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  • Somewhere there's someone, who dreams about your smile, and finds in your presence, that life is worth while, so when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of "you"
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  • I like to pretend that everything's alright. Because when everybody else thinks you're fine, sometimes you fo!rget for a while that you're not.
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  • There's always a real reason behind every "just wondering"
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  • The best things in
  • life are unseen,
  • thats! why we close
  • our eyes when we
  • kiss, cry, and dream
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  • I can't make you want me,
  • All I can do is stalk you and hope you give in.[grin]
  • - Lisa B
  • Posted by ShehazCatEyes in Fun Phrases  ID#:8482
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  • If you're not willing to risk it all, then you don't want it bad enough
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  • Hand holding doesn't mean you're in love, kisses don't always mean something real, promises are broken as fast !as they're made and sometimes...goodbyes really are forever.


  • Don't wait for time. Make it.
  • Don't wait for !love. Feel it.
  • Don't wait for money. Earn it.
  • Don't wait for the path. Find it.
  • Don't wait !!for opportunity. Create it.
  • Don't go for less. Get the best.
  • Don't compare. Be unique.
  • Don't fight your misfortune. Transform it.
  • Don't avoid failure. Use it.
  • Don't dwell on mistake. Learn from it.
  • Don't back down!!. Go around.
  • Don't close your eyes. Open your mind.
  • Don't run for life. Embrace it.
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  • Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and do us all a favor and jump off it.
  • - cheech

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  • She said "I'm afraid of falling..." and he whispered "I have wings"
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