Whatsapp Status Hindi Funny Shayari 2017

~Tu bhi kabhi mehsoos kar kya hai bikhrane ki tadap
Ek roz baazi yun saje,shisha tera dil ho aur pthar mera..!!

~Chhod diya yaaro kismat ki lakeer par yakeen karna,
Jb log badl sakte hai to kismat kya cheez hai
Kaash ki kayamat ke din hisaab ho sab bewafao ka
Aur vo mujhse Lipat kar kahe ki,mera naam mat lena…!!!

~Ek ladka blood bank me: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do.
Sister: Blood group bataooooo.
Ladka: Koi bhiiiiiii chalega.
Sister: Kaise.
Ladka: Mujhe love letterrr likhna hai…!!!

~Kuch iss ada se tode hai taaluk usne
Ek muddat se dhund raha hun kasoor apna..!!!

~ALSO READ SOME OF HEART WINNING LOVE HURT LINES, EMOTIONAL SHYARI OF BREAK-UP, DARD SHAYARIE,AND MANY MORE COLLECTION OF SUCH SHAYARIES.

@Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad..
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad..
Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye..
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad..!!!

@Uncle: Whatttt do you do son?
Boy: Naariiiii samman sewa ke liye kaamm karta hoon
Uncle: Achcha to socialllll workerrrr ho
Son: No uncle ji, Facebook par ladkiyoooooo ki photo like kaaaarta hoon…!!!

@Meri Prem Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha,
Meri Prem Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha…,
Maine Propose Kia Sms Se,
Kambakth Wo Uski Shadi Thak Pnding Tha
Tumko Mila Kya !!!

@Ye aansu ki zakaat mujh pe hi farz kyu
Vo bhi to kuch ada kere,mohbbat to usse bhi thi…!!!

@Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain..
Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain..
Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil..
Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain..!!!

@Jhoot kehte hai log ki mohbbat sabkuch cheen leti hai
Maine to mohbbat karke ,gum ka khazana paa liya..!!!

@Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti..
Sachche pyaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti..
Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaaye too..
kitne hi coaching center join kar loo..
Par padhaai nahi hoti..!!!

BEST SHAYARI COLLECTION FUNNY SHAYARI AND ROAMNTIC LOVE SHAYARI

Wafadaar aur tum ? khayal achha hai
Bewafa aur hum,ilzaam bhi achha hai..!!

@Ladki Ladke Se : Darling Mujhay Aise Propose Karo
Jaisa Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho
Ladka : Kamini Zaleel I Love U
Mujh Se Shadi Kar K
Mujhay Tabah Kar De Beghairat…!!!

@Mujhy Khamosh Rahon May Tera Saath Chahiye,
Tanha Hay Mera Haath Tera Haath Chahiye…
Junoon-E-Ishq Ko Teri Hi Sougaat Chahiye,
Mujhey Jeene Ke Liye Teri Hi Zaat Chahiye…!!!

@Dena ho sath to zindgi bhar ka dena aye humnashi
Lamho ka sath to janaja uthane vale bhi diya karte hai…!!!

@Itna khubsurat kaise
muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise
sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se
jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai..
ya bachpan se hi kaminee ho..!!!!

@Aapko kabhi hum se
khone nahi dengey,
Aapko kabhi khud se
alag hone nahi dengey,
Kabhi hume sms bhi kar
diya karo warna,
Aankh me mirchi daal dengey
aur dhone bhi nahi dengey!!

@Aankhon mei nami thi,
Aur vitamin C kee kami thi,
Wah wah! Wah wah!
Aankhon mei nami thi,
Aur vitamin C kee kami thi,
Jisse saari raat chatting ki,
Wo girlfriend ki mummy thi!
Wah wah! Wah wah !!!!

@Ham Apne Pyaar Ka Izhaar Isliye Nahi Karte Hain,
Kyunki Ham Unki Han Ya Na Se Darte Hain,
Agar Unhone Kar Di Han To Ham Khushi Se Mar Jayenge,
Aur Agar Unhone Kar Di Na To Ro Ro Ke Mar Jayenge

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