women funny sms New 2016


  1. Attitude of Girls
  2. Wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n
  3. then replies the boy.
  4. I dont like that kind of sms ok?

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  6. Facts about Girls
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  8. Read It U Will Surely Smile
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  10. Seven complicated facts about GIRL
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  12. 1. They believe in saving..
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  14. 2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes..
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  16. 3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear..
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  18. 4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.. .
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  20. 5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied..
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  22. 6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them..
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  24. 7. Expect men to compliment, but don’t believe them if complemented? Extremely complicated.
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  26. Larkio K Dar Bhi Ajeeb Hotay Hain..
  27. Akeli Ho Tou Sunsaan Raston Ka Dar,
  28. Bheer Main Ho Tou Logo Ka Dar,
  29. Hava Taiz Chalay Tou Dupatta Urnay Ka Dar,
  30. Koi Daikhay Tou Us Ki Aankho Say Dar
  31. Bachpan Ho Tou Maa Baap Ka Dar,
  32. Jawaan Ho Tou Bhai Ka Dar,
  33. Wo Darti Rehti Hain Our Tab Tak Darti Rehti Hain,
  34. Jab Tak In Ko Koi Jeewan Sathi Na Mil Jaye…
  35. Our Yehi Wo Shakhs Ha
  36. “JIS SAY WO SAB KA BADLA LETI HAIN …

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  39. ”An Intelligent Wife Is One
  40. Who Makes Sure She Spends
  41. So Much
  42. That
  43. Her Husband
  44. Can’t Afford Another
  45. Women”
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  47. When buying gifts for women, the most important thing to remember is the receipt……..
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  56. so that she can change it!!!!!:P
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  58. Doctor to injured patient:
  59. Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha.
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  65. Patient:
  66. Kaun sa road?
  67. Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.  😛 😀
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  69. Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
  70. Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
  71. Doctor: It makes no difference
  72. Man: It does,Now I hear everything
  73. but understand nothing.
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  75. Interviewer: What is Recession?
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  81. Candidate: When “Wine & Women”
  82. get replaced by “Water & Wife”,
  83. that critical phase of life is called
  84. Recession!!
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  86. A woman will always forgive & forget;
  87. But she’ll never let you forget that,
  88. She had forgiven and forgotten… 😉
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  90. Women are like tea bags. You’ll never know how strong they are until you put them in a hot water.



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  92. An intelligent girlfriend is one who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend “so much” that her boyfriend can’t afford another girl in his life..!! 😉

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  94. ‘The Story behind “Ladies First.”
  95. Long ago, a man & woman were madly in love.
  96. They wanted to marry.
  97. Parents did not approve.
  98. They decided to suicide together & planned to jump from mountain.
  99. The man could not bear to see his sweet heart fall.
  100. He convinced her that he will jump first.
  101. He jumped.
  102. but the woman didn’t jump.
  103. Thereafter,
  104. all men decided
  105. “LADIES FIRST’
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  107. ‘Dear Women,
  108. You Paint Your Lips,
  109. Flaunt Your Cleavage
  110. Wear Butt-Hugging Jeans –
  111. And Then
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  119. You expect men to notice your Emotions ?
  120. Advertisement

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  123. ‘Only one person in world can ORDER a
  124. woman to stop talking and in reply she gives a smile to him
  125. And He is ..
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  134. .
  135. ‘PHOTOGRAPHER”
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  137. ‘Kisi ne Doctor se pocha k aap mareez ki mout ka kaisay pata lagatay hain?
  138. Doctor: Mard ki dharkan band dekh kar aur aurat ki zuban.’
  139. January 11th, 2013 Posted in : Women Funny SMS
  140. ‘A best and serious statement written outside a Women Shoe Shop…
  141. 50% discount,if you select in 5 minutes’
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  143. Is Dunia Me Sab Se Ziada DUkh Denay Wali Cheez
  144. “OORAT”
  145. Sab Se ziada Khushi Denay Wali Cheez,
  146. Wo Bhi
  147. “OORAT”
  148. Agr Aik Dukh K Aanso Deti Hai,
  149. To Dosri “SUKH K AANSO” Deti Hai.
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  151. A Quiz…
  152. Where Do U Saw MANGOES?
  153. Mango Tree? No!
  154. Fruit Shop? Wrong AgainPhri?
  155. Ans:
  156. jhan jhan Woman GoesPechay Peechay MAN GOES;-)
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  158. Women are like fruits.
  159. Every woman has her own unique taste & color.
  160. The problem is with men…
  161. they love fruit chaat.
  162. January 11th, 2013 Posted in : Women Funny SMS
  163. When I was a cute child,
  164. Many ladies wanted to kiss me.
  165. I allowed them.
  166. Now I want to kiss many cute ladies.
  167. But they dont allow me
  168. MORAL:
  169. Ladies are selfish.


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  171. Funny quote on a
  172. Married guy T-Shirt
  173. All Women Are
  174. Devils
  175. &
  176. I Married Their Queen;-
  177. Advertisement

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  180. 1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se : “Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???
  181. ” Doosra Aadmi: “Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou
  182. Jawani Main Hi
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  186. shaadi Ho Gayi Thi …”
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  188. A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby”s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
  189. Advertisement

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  192. Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
  193. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman’s ear.
  194. Doctor: it makes no difference.
  195. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing







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