Zamane Bher Ki Ruswai Shayari


  • Zamane Bher Ki Ruswai Degai Hey Mujhe
  • Itni Menhat Ki Ye Kamai De Gai Hey Mujhe
  • Wo Lafz Jis Se Hota Nahi Kuch Hasil
  • Wahi Ik Lafs BHAAII De Gai Hey Mujhe

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  • Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
  • Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
  • Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
  • Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

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  • Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota Hai
  • Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai

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  • Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,
  • Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?

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  • Jahan Ki Khilwat Me Zulul Ayega
  • Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega
  • Maklul Ki Ibrat Hai Ye Qurfa Ghalib
  • Damag Phat Jayega Per Shair Samjh Nahi Ayega

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  • Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole...
  • Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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  • Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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  • “Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!”

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  • A chinese couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
  • They Named:
  • 1. Jo Hoyo
  • 2. So Hoyo
  • Next Year They Had One Black Baby
  • They Name, “Yo Ke Hoyo”!

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  • Kahin Andhaira To Kahin Shaam Hogi
  • Meri Her Khushi Tere Naam Hogi
  • Kuch Mang K To Daikh Humse
  • Bijli, Pani K Bill Or Qarz Main Dubi
  • Property Tere Naam Ho Gi

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  • Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne
  • Meri Zindagi Per Ehsaan Kar Diya
  • Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha
  • Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya

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  • Woh ayee thi Chicago, meri dost ki biwi bankar,
  • American lifestyle ki zindagiyon may kahin kho gayi,
  • Microsoft se ek chota sa offer kya aa gaya,
  • Naa sirf hum doston ko chod, balki apne pathi ko bhi chod kar settle chali gayi.

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  • I don’t have any किनारा
  • नहीं दिखता कोई नजारा
  • Please take Fastly ANy action
  • मैं बिकता खड़े बजारा

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  • O God तू अपरम्पाराकरो...
  • O God तू अपरम्पारा
  • करो बेडा पार हमारा
  • please give me some power
  • मैं बन जाऊं चाँद सितारा

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  • मेरी विनती सुन लो...
  • मेरी विनती सुन लो GODA
  • मैं लेता नाम तुम्हारा..

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  • Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya...
  • Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
  • Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,
  • Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”.

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  • Akbar Ne Kharide 3...
  • Akbar Ne Kharide 3-3 Ghode..
  • Akbar Ne Kharide 3-3 Ghode..
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  • Aja Aja Dil Nichode ….
  • Raat Ki Matki Phode…


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  • Bholay Say Ho Gai Hai Agarcha Yeh Us Say Baat
  • Aisi Nahi Yeh Baat, Jisay Bhool Jaiay
  • Hai Kis Bala Ka Photographer Sitam Zareef
  • Mayat Say Keh Raha Hai Zara Mukuraiay!!

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  • Mehgai Ke Iss Daur...
  • Mehgai Ke Iss Daur Mein Karna Padta Hai Apne Kharche Par Kabooo..
  • Mehgai Ke Iss Daur Mein Karna Padta Hai Apne Kharche Par Kabooo..
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  • Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Kimat Tum Kya Jano Ramesh Babu…

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  • Woh Mujhe Chhod Ke Chali Gayi Usse Pana Mein Chahun….
  • Woh Mujhe Chhod Ke Chali Gayi Usse Pana Mein Chahun….
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  • Ahun Ahun Ahun
  • Ahun Ahun Ahun

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  • Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate Raho
  • Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Milate Raho
  • Taj Mahalbanana To Mushkil Hai Mager
  • Har Gali Main 1 Anarkali Phasantay Raho

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  • Heer Kahe Raanjhe Se,
  • O Sun Mere Ranjhana,
  • Heer Kahe Raanjhe Se,
  • O Sun Mere Ranjhana,
  • Jhuthe Bartano Ko Tum
  • Ragad Ragad Ke Maanjna…

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  • Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain
  • Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain
  • Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai
  • Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai
  • Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?.

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  • One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,
  • Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,
  • Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?
  • Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai.

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  • Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya
  • Teri Khushbu Sath Laya
  • Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya
  • Teri Khushbu Sath Laya
  • Mai Samajh Gayi Ki Tu Aaj Phir Nhi Nahaya
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  • Wo Jo Sar Jhuka Ke Baithe Hain
  • Hamara Dil Churaye Baithe Hain
  • Humne Unse Kaha Hamara Dil Hume Lauta Do
  • To Bole Hum To Hatho Mein Mehendi Laga Ke Baithe Hain.

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  • Ghongat Uthtey Hi Cheekh Uthi Dulhan
  • Hae Kis Shakal Key Jawan Hain Aap
  • Mujh Ku Marhoom Kitney Piyarey They
  • Hu Baho Merey Bhai Jaan Hain Aap

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  • Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
  • Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
  • Mer Jaoge Aise Roz Laga Lga Ker
  • Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi

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  • Bhagwan Ke Bina Mandir...
  • Bhagwan Ke Bina Mandir Adhoora Hai
  • Dosti Bina Jivan Adhoora Hai
  • Patni Bina Ghar Adhoora Hai
  • Tumare Bina Pagal Khana Adhoora Hai

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  • Har Gali Phoolon Se...
  • Har Gali Phoolon Se Saja Rakhi Hai,
  • Har Chowk Pe Ladkiyan Bitha Rakhi Hai,
  • Na Jane Kis Raste Se Aap Aaoge,
  • Isliye Har Ladki Ko Ek-Ek Raakhi Thama Rakhi Hai.

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  • Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein...
  • Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi,
  • Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya


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  • First Caller: Mera Vodafone...
  • First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai!
  • Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le.

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  • Dabbay Main Dabba Dabay Main Khargosh,
  • Uncle Nay Aankh Mari Aunty Bay-Hosh…
  • :D

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  • Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo...
  • Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
  • Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi
  • SMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera
  • Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raati Hogi

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  • Sher Sunaata hoon zara...
  • Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
  • Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
  • Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno.

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  • Mere Dost Tanhai Me...
  • Mere Dost Tanhai Me Na Waqt Bitaya Karo
  • Kabhi Kabhi Mehfilon Me Bhi Aaya Karo
  • Kiya Hua Jo Toot Gaye Hen Samney K 4 Dant
  • Phir Bhi Moun Khol Ker Muskuraya Karo..

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  • Qabza Dilaya Mujhe Mer...
  • Qabza Dilaya Mujhe Mer Makaan Ka
  • Mere Jo Thea Wakeel Adeem-Ul-Nazeer Hain
  • Fees Un Ki Poochte Ho To Ab Is Makaan Mai
  • Khood Hazrat-E-Wakeel Rihaayesh Pazeer Hain

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  • Aaj Yaroo Phir Ham...
  • Aaj Yaroo Phir Ham Se Ho Gaey Ek Bhool
  • Tohfe Mein De Diya Os Ko Ghobi Ka Phool
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  • Har Nazar Mai Ek...
  • Har Nazar Mai Ek Kashish Hoti Hai
  • Har Dil Mai Ek Chahat Hoti Hai
  • Mumkin Nahi Har Ek Ke Liye TAJMAHAL Bananan
  • Kyonki Har Dil Mai Chaar – Paanch Mumtaz Hoti Hai

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  • Girl mujh par shayari...
  • Girl.mujh par shayari karo
  • Boy.in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andhera
  • in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andhera
  • ho jao takli aur kar do savera

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  • Devdas Ne Paaro Ke...
  • Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
  • Susu Kar Diya,
  • Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?”
  • Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”

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  • Banany Wale Ne Ek...
  • Banany Wale Ne Ek DOST Mere Lia Banaya Hy
  • Jise Aap K Roop Mein Mainey Paaya Hay
  • Jo Mere Dil Main Aise Samaya Hy
  • Jaise Purani Haeli Main “BHOOT” Ka Saaya Hay

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  • U To Hum Bhi...
  • U To Hum Bhi Madad Kia Nahi Karte
  • Choclate Kya Toffy Bhi Dia Nahi Karte
  • Ye DOSTI Sirf Apse Hai Warna Msg To Ky
  • Hum Kisi Ko Number Bhi Dia Nahi Karte

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  • Duniya Walo Se Chupa...
  • Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
  • Wah Wah.
  • Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
  • Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai.

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  • Faqat Is Aas Par...
  • Faqat Is Aas Par Baithi Rahi Sadia Ki Maan Barson
  • Keh Beti K Liye Acha Sa Aik Pegham Ajaye
  • Na Shaheen Zer-E-Daam Aya To Is Had Tak Utar Aayin
  • Koi Dhobi, Koi Mochi, Koi Hajjam Aajaye

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  • Agar Dava Chahiyetoh Dhundo...
  • Agar Dava Chahiyetoh Dhundo Koi Chemist….
  • Agar Dava Chahiyetoh Dhundo Koi Chemist….

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  • My Name Is Khan And I Am Not A Terrorist…

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  • IF PAPER COME TOUGH...
  • IF PAPER COME TOUGH IN EXAM,
  • JUST CLOSE YOUR EYE FOR A MOMENT
  • TAKE A BREATH AND SAY LOUDLY
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  • YEH INTERESTING SUBJECT HAI MUJE EK SAAL AUR PADHNA HAI..



  • Kion Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho
  • Har Bar Hamara Dil Dukhatay Ho
  • Yeh Bat Sun Ker Hamari Roh Tak Kanp Gaye
  • Ae Dost Tum Masjidon Se Chapal Or Lote Churate Ho

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  • Kar Dete Hai Ghayal Mujhe………
  • Apne Baalon Ko Hawa Mein Khula Mat,
  • Chodna Yaara Gaur Farmayiega
  • Gaur Farmayiega….
  • Apne Baalon Ko Hawa Mein Khula Mat Chodna Yaara……
  • Warna Log…Teri Dandruff Se Panaah Mange Ge.

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  • Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
  • Hawa me udna panchi ka style
  • Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
  • Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

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  • Kal Ik Bachon Ki Majlis Mai Kaha Aik Shokh Bache Ne
  • Hamari Taak Mai Dushman Bare Huushyar Bethe Hain
  • Azeezo ! Saathio ! Mansooba Bandi Ke Zamaane Mai
  • Ghaneemat Hai K Hum Soorat Yahan Do Chaar Bethe Hain

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  • Ik Muhib-E-Shair-E-Mashriq Say Main Nay Yeh Kaha
  • Kuch To Farmain Huzoor, IQBAL K Ehwal Main
  • Kehnay Lagay Iqbal Say Itni Si Nisbat Hay Mujhay
  • Main Nay Banwali Hay Kothi Gulshan-E-Iqbal Main

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  • Salma Ke Pyaar Me Doob Gaya Peter

  • Gaur Farmaiye

  • Salma Ke Pyaar Me Doob Gaya Peter
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  • Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80 Kilometer Prati Leter

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  • Ga To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Soor Nahi Milti
  • Baza To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Tall Nahi Milti
  • He Sarjaha Apne Taj Mahal Par Itna Gurur Mat Kar
  • Banva To Me Bhi Sakta Hu Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Milti

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  • Aaj Yaroo Phir Ham Se Ho Gaey Ek Bhool
  • Tohfe Mein De Diya Os Ko Ghobi Ka Phool

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  • Bholay Say Ho Gai Hai Agarcha Yeh Us Say Baat
  • Aisi Nahi Yeh Baat, Jisay Bhool Jaiay
  • Hai Kis Bala Ka Photographer Sitam Zareef
  • Mayat Say Keh Raha Hai Zara Mukuraiay!!

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  • Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal...
  • Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …
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  • Waah! Waah!
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  • Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …
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  • Waah! Waah!
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  • Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 Km Prati Litre .. !!

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  • Haqiqat Samjho Ya AfsanaApna...
  • Haqiqat Samjho Ya Afsana
  • Apna Samjho Ya Baigana
  • Hamara Aapka Rishta He Purana
  • Is Liye Farz Tha Aap Ko Batana
  • Kay Garmiyan Aa Gayi Hain,
  • Ab Shuru Ker Do Roz Nahana!
  • Jao Nahao

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  • Arz Kiya Hai…Bakre Ne...
  • Arz Kiya Hai…
  • Bakre Ne Maara Jo Bakri Ko Seeng……
  • Bakre Ne Maara Jo Bakri Ko Seeng……
  • Toh Bakri Bhi Maregi Bakre Ko Seeng.

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  • Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro
  • Pyar Ko Laat Maro
  • Meri Baat Mano
  • Na Chandramukhi Na Paro
  • Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur
  • Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro.

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  • Kash Tumhare Chere Pe...
  • Kash Tumhare Chere Pe Chicken-Pox Ke Daag Hote,
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  • Chand To Tum Ho Hi,
  • Sitaray Bhi Saath Hote!!

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  • Hum Chat Par Charhe Patang Urane Ke Bahane
  • Wo Bhi Chat Par Aayi Kapde Sukhane Ke Bahane
  • Uske Mummy Ne Jo Dekha Ye Haseen Nazara
  • Jhadu Le Aayi Wo Bandar Bhagane Ke Bahane

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  • Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa,
  • Malik: Kaun Hai?
  • Chor: Miyaaun.
  • Malik: Kaun Hai?
  • Chor: Miyaaun.
  • Malik: Kaun Hai?
  • Chor: Sale Billi Hai Billi.

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  • Mein Tere Pyar Mein...
  • Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua Chhaliye
  • Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua Chhaliye,
  • Iodex Maliye Kaam Pe Chaliye

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  • Zamane Bher Ki Ruswai...
  • Zamane Bher Ki Ruswai Degai Hey Mujhe
  • Itni Menhat Ki Ye Kamai De Gai Hey Mujhe
  • Wo Lafz Jis Se Hota Nahi Kuch Hasil
  • Wahi Ik Lafs BHAAII De Gai Hey Mujhe

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  • ActuallyBasicallyBiologicallyTechnicallyChemicallyPhysicallyMentallyMathematicallyElectricallyNormallyMechanically&Finally...
  • Actually
  • Basically
  • Biologically
  • Technically
  • Chemically
  • Physically
  • Mentally
  • Mathematically
  • Electrically
  • Normally
  • Mechanically
  • &
  • Finally

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  • Dil K Zakham Kisi...
  • Dil K Zakham Kisi Ko Dikha Na Sako Ge
  • Dil Mein Jo He Kisi Ko Bata Na Sako Ge
  • Karoo Ge Jawani Me Jo Girlfriend Pe Kharche
  • Budhape Tak Udhar Chuka Na Sako Gay:P

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  • Bahut Khoobsurat Ho TumKhud...
  • Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
  • Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
  • Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
  • Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo.

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  • Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak...
  • Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang Na Bhar
  • Mohabbat Or Nafrat Ki Jang Na Lar
  • Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Kar
  • Pappu Yaar Tang Na Kar !!

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  • Subah Ki Pehli Kiran Tumhari Shaan Hogi,
  • Subah Ki Doosri Kiran Tumhari Aan Hogi,
  • Subah Ki Teesri Kiran …
  • Oye Bas Yaar, Warna Garmi Jyada Hogi.

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  • Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai…
  • Dil Mein “Naa” Hain…
  • Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai…
  • Dil Mein “Naa” Hain …
  • Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: “Mere Paas Maa Hai …”

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  • Dil Mein Ek Shor...
  • Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai
  • Bin Message Ke Dil Bore Ho Raha Hai
  • Kahi Aisa To Nahi
  • Mera Ek Pyara Sa Dost Ab Tak Ghar Ke Bartan Dho Raha Hai.

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  • Laxman Top up Card...
  • Laxman Top-up Card Lene Gaya Hai, Aur Haan Maine Vibhishan Ko Facebook Pe Add Kar Liya Hai. Lanka Mein Kya Ho Raha Hai, Wo Sab Status Update Kar Deta Hai,
  • Chal Baad Mein Chat Karenge, Bye!
  • Love You. Ram

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  • Shadi Karni Chahi Par...
  • Shadi Karni Chahi Par Kismat Na Khuli
  • Taj Mahal Banana Chaha Par Mumtaz Na Mili
  • Ek Din Kismat Khuli Shadi Hue
  • Ab Taj Mahal Banana Chata Hu
  • Par Yeh Mumtaj Hai Ke Marti Hi Nahi


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  • I heard about an older, widowed lady.
  • This energetic woman loved to dance
  • but underneath her rapture something shady
  • had sought the Doctor, such was circumstance.

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  • Jawani ke din chamkile...
  • Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
  • husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
  • faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
  • ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

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  • Saap Ne Piya Bakri...
  • Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …
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  • Waah! Waah!
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  • Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …
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  • Waah! Waah!
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  • Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!
  • Good Afternoon!!
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  • Kehdo Un Parhne Walon Se
  • Kabhi Hum Bhi Parha Kertay Thay
  • Jitna Syllabus Parh K Wo Top Kertay Hain
  • Utna To Hum Choice Per Chor Dia Kertay Thay

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  • Khayal ko kissi aahat...
  • Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
  • Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
  • Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
  • Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…

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  • Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer...
  • Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …
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  • Waah! Waah!
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  • Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …
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  • Waah! Waah!
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  • Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!

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  • Wo Hai Bohat Sada Aur Bawaqar Lakin Us Ki
  • Sadgi Main Bhi Ik Sajawat Si Hai
  • Us Ki Guftugu Main Hai Haqiqat Ka Rang
  • Warna Ab Her Cheez Milawat Si Hai

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  • Ishq-E-Wafa Mein “Wada Pao” Ka Raha Hoon
  • Apni Mohabbat Jiye Jaa Raha Hoon
  • Mere Peechay Padi Hai Kaafi Ladkian
  • Fokat Mein Tujhko Pizaa Khila Raha Hoon

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  • Pani Aanay Ki Baat Karte Hoo
  • Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Hoo
  • Char Din Se Moo Nahi Dhoiya 
  • Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Hoo

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  • Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare Susral Waley
  • Raz Ki Baat Bataoon To Dar Lagta Hai
  • Asey Kamrey Main Sooladia Mare Saloon Ney Mujey
  • “Paoon Phaylaoon Tu Diwar Se Sar Lagta Hai”

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  • Blood Donate Karne Se...
  • Blood Donate Karne Se Pehle Hamesha Uska Group Janchna…
  • Blood Donate Karne Se Pehle Hamesha Uska Group Janchna…

  • “Basanti In Kuton Ke Samne Mat Nachna….”
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  • A couple had a fight whole night.
  • Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.


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  • Husband – No. Today isNag Panchami,
  • Le Nagin Pee Le.

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  • Woh Aaj Bhi Hamein Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain
  • Woh Aaj Bhi Hamein Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain
  • Yeh To Unke Bacche Hi Kameene Hain
  • Jo Mama Mama Keh Kar Hme Bulate Hain

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  • Itna khusnasib to hum na the
  • Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
  • Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
  • ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

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  • Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya Jaane
  • Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane
  • Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Mein
  • Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane

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  • An ec engineer thought
  • If engineers make their film name should be
  • Hamari i.c apke pas h,curent or voltage do lutere, 3 resistor, ek tha capacitor, engineering ek dhokha, maine engineering kyo kia
  • Voltagefull 2, inductor ke side efect ,enginerin ek prem katha, kyoki resistor jhut nahi bolta, currentcharitar-2,input vale output le gayenge, i.c hil gayi

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  • Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
  • Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
  • Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
  • Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

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  • Jalney Ko Aag Kehtain Hein
  • Bujhay Ko Raakh Kehtein Hein
  • Garden Ko Bhaag Kehte Hein
  • Jo Ap Ke Pas Nahi Ose Dimag Kehte Hein

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  • Arz Kiya Hai…
  • Ab Toh Zindagi Ka Maksad Hai Tujhe Apnana…
  • Ab Toh Zindagi Ka Maksad Hai Tujhe Apnana…
  • .
  • .
  • A For Apple B For Banana…
  • WAH WAH…!!
  • ====================================== 
  • Pehli Nazar Mein Laga...
  • Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai
  • Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain
  • Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya
  • Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai.

  • ======================================
  • Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan Hu
  • Par Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu
  • ======================================
  • Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati Hai
  • Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye, Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki

  • ======================================
  • Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha Maine Usko Dekha
  • Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
  • Wo Uchhal Gayee Machal Gayee, Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayee

  • ======================================
  • Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya
  • Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya

  • ======================================
  • Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati
  • Meri Baayi Aakh Chal Gayee
  • Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala
  • Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha

  • ======================================
  • Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali
  • Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha
  • Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
  • Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko
  • Tabse Main Kunwara Tha

  • ======================================
  • Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya
  • Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya
  • Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya
  • Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya

  • ======================================
  • Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon
  • Aur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti VaibhaviKa Baap Hoon.

  • ======================================
  • Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
  • Tumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
  • Jab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
  • Khake Paan Paro Boli”Shukriya Bhai Jaan
  • ======================================

  • Baith Kar Girlfriend Ki Zulfon Ke Saaye Mai Aisa Josh Aaya…
  • Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah…
  • Baith Kar Girlfriend Ki Zulfon Ke Saaye Mai Aisa Josh Aaya…
  • ;
  • ;
  • ;
  • Ki Uske Papa Ne Dekh Liya Aur ICU Mai Hosh Aaya…

  • ======================================
  • Sahil Ki Geeli Ret Per Do Lover Baithe The
  • Girlfriend Ne Ladke Ka Hath Pakad Ke Kaha Tum Bolte Kyu Nahi.
  • Wo Muskura Diya Aur Ret Per Likha,
  • Mere Moonh Mein Gutka Hai.

  • ======================================
  • Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega
  • Chund Lamho Mein Exam Aayega…..
  • Abhi Bhi Time Hai Thora Perhlo
  • Nahi To Pass Kya “Munna Bhai” Karwaega!

  • ======================================
  • Students K Dard University Kya Jane
  • Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
  • Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
  • Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

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  • Fer Ki Hoyeya Je Tu Hatha Te Mehndi La Layi
  • Hun Assi Vi Sehra Sajavange,
  • Saanu Pata Si Ki Tu Saadi Kismat Ch Nahi,
  • Hun Teri Choti Bhen Fasavange!!!

  • ======================================
  • Rule Of Boys:
  • Phulo Ki Mahak Ko Churaya Nahi Jata
  • Suraj Ki Kirno Ko Chupaya Nahi Jata
  • Kitni Bhi Soni Ho Girlfrnd Apni
  • Dusro Ki Girlfrnd Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata..

  • ======================================
  • Machchhar Ki Makkhi Se Ho Gayi Shadi
  • Pahali Hi Raat Main Machchhar Ki Ho Gayi Barbadi
  • Bola Apni To Kismat Hi Khoti Hai,
  • Makkhi Raat Ko “GOOD NIGHT” Lagakar Soti Hai

  • ======================================
  • Suraj Bana To Badal Bane
  • Chand Bana To Tare Bane
  • Kuch To Baat Hai Aap Mein
  • Kuch To Baat Hai Aap Mein
  • Yuhi Nahi Pagaalkahne Bane!!

  • ======================================
  • Dil Ka Dard Dil...
  • Dil Ka Dard Dil Torrne Waley Kiya Jaaney
  • Pyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamana Kiya Jaaney
  • Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Larrki Ko Pataney Main
  • Ye Ghar Pe Baitha Larki Ka Baap Kiya Jaaney

  • ======================================
  • Dil Diya Tha MOHABBT...
  • Dil Diya Tha MOHABBT Ki Nishani Samajh Kar
  • Wo Kha Gaya Use BIRYANI Samajh Kar
  • Khoon-e-Jiger B Na Chora Zalim Ne
  • Wo B Pi Gaya LIMON PANI Samajh Kar
  • ======================================
  •  
  • Barish Ka Mousam Bahut...
  • Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai
  • Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai
  • Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise
  • Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai.

  • ======================================
  • Mein Hoon Yahan Tu Hai Wahan…
  • Mein Hoon Yahan Tu Hai Wahan..
  • Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tandurusti Hai Wahan…

  • ======================================
  • Zindagi mein tum iss...
  • Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
  • Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
  • Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
  • Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi
  • ======================================
  • Meri Zindagi Per Faqat Itna Ehsan Ker Do
  • Ik Benam Si Mohabbat Mere Naam Kerdo
  • Ik Subha Ko Milo Aur Shaam Kerdo
  • Aur Sham Tak Mere Ghar Ka Sara Kam Kerdo

  • ======================================
  • Shraab Dard Ki Dawa Hai
  • Peene Se Koi Khraabi Nahi
  • Dil Ke Dard Se Peete Hain
  • Waise Hum Shraabi Nahi
  • ======================================

  • Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi
  • Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi
  • Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khushi(Suicide) Kar Le Jalim
  • Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi

  • ======================================
  • Bachiyon K Chakker Me Larke Jate Lutt
  • Or Khatey Hain Un K Bhaiyon Se Wo Kutt…
  • Iss Waja Se Larke Larkiyon Ko Chor Detay Hain
  • Moqa Mil Tey Hi Un K Bhaiyon Ko Phor Dete Hain..
  • Na Kare Makeup To Un Se Banda Dar Jata Hay,
  • Karti Hain Itna Makeup K Weight Barh Jata Hay

  • ======================================
  • Ap Ki Smile Ne Sare Jahan Ko Hila Diya
  • Coma Se Jage Howe Mareez Ko Dara Kar Sula Diya

  • ======================================
  • Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole...
  • Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
  • .
  • .
  • Waah! Waah!
  • .
  • .
  • Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
  • .


  • “Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!”

  • ======================================
  • Lab Pe Ati Hai...
  • Lab Pe Ati Hai Dua Ban K Tamanna Meri
  • Dil Karta He Band Krwa Doon Sim Tere
  • Dor Duniya Ka Tere DAM Se Ujala Hojaye
  • Jo Mjhe Sms Na Kare Uska Range Kala Hojaye

  • ======================================
  • Piche Se Dekha To...
  • Piche Se Dekha To Unhe Dekhte Hi Un Par Marr Mitte
  • Age Se Dekha To Bhi Unhe Dekhte Hi Un Par Marr Mitte
  • Farq Sirf Itna Hai Ki Pehle Khushi Ke Maare Mar Mitte The
  • Aur Baad Main Sharam Ke Maare

  • ======================================
  •  
  • Naughty Funny ShayariUnhein Nahi...
  • Naughty Funny Shayari
  • Unhein Nahi Thi Mere Pyaar Ki Khabar,
  • Unhein Nahi Thi Mere Pyaar Ki Khabar,
  • Shayari Galat Ho Gayi RUBBER Do RUBBER…

  • ======================================
  •  
  • Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil...
  • Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai
  • Ke Tu Chat Mein Aati Hai Mere Liye
  • Tu Ab Tak Sirf Chat He Karti Thee
  • Ab Web-Cam Bhi Lagati Hai Mere Liye

  • ======================================
  •  
  • Koi Chez Be Wafai...
  • Koi Chez Be-Wafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
  • Ghum-e-Tanhai Judai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
  • Kisi Ko Deni Ho Jawani Main Saza
  • To Wo Saza PARHAI Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

  • ======================================
  •  
  • Dewangi Se Kum Na...
  • Dewangi Se Kum Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
  • Hum Bewafa Jahan Mein Wafa Dhondte Rahay
  • Mehromiyon K Dor Mein Kin Hasraton K Sath
  • Hum Chuwlon Ki BIRYANI Mein BOTI Dhondte Rahay
  • ======================================
  •  
  • Woh Insaan Hi Kya...
  • Woh Insaan Hi Kya Jo Tere Hotel Ke Harche Utha Na Sakay
  • Mein Chuka Kar Saare Bill Zinda Rahoon Khuda Na Kare…
  • ======================================
  • Kya hua jo usne...
  • Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
  • Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
  • Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
  • Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..
  • ======================================
  •  
  • Ratan Tata Ne Establish...
  • Ratan Tata Ne Establish Kiya Tata..
  • Ratan Tata Ne Establish Kiya Tata
  • “Itni Sakti Hamen Dena Data “

  • ======================================
  • Teacher to Electronis Student:...
  • Teacher to Electronis Student: “Naade” Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?

  • ======================================
  • Dil Bana To Deewane...
  • Dil Bana To Deewane Bane
  • Sharab Bani To Mekhane Bane
  • Kuch To Baat Hai Ap Mein Bhi
  • Yoonhi To Nahi PAGAL Khane Bane

  • ======================================

  • Ghar Hua Gulshan Hua Sehra Hua
  • Her Jaga Mera Junoo Ruswa Hua
  • Dil Mera Yeh Keh K Wapis Kardia
  • Dosra Dejeaga Yeh Hai Pichka Hua

  • ======================================
  • Dekh Ke Roop Tera...
  • Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
  • Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil Khilana.
  • Itni Hogayi Ho Tum Purani..
  • Ab To Bas Kardo Ladko Ko Patana..!!

  • ======================================
  • Hum Chat Par Charhe Patang Urane Ke Bahane
  • Wo Bhi Chat Par Aayi Kapde Sukhane Ke Bahane
  • Uske Mummy Ne Jo Dekha Ye Haseen Nazara
  • Jhadu Le Aayi Wo Bandar Bhagane Ke Bahane
  • ======================================
  • Bazahir Wo Mera Khayal...
  • Bazahir Wo Mera Khayal Karti Hai
  • Jhoot Bolti Hai Magar Kamal Karti Hai

  • ======================================
  • Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
  • Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
  • Zamana teji ka hai,
  • Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
  • Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
  • Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!

  • ======================================
  • Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain,
  • Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
  • Wah. Wah.
  • Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
  • Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega.

  • ======================================
  • Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
  • Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai
  • Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse
  • Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai.

  • ======================================
  •  
  • Faqat Is Aas Par...
  • Faqat Is Aas Par Baithi Rahi Sadia Ki Maan Barson
  • Keh Beti K Liye Acha Sa Aik Pegham Ajaye
  • Na Shaheen Zer-E-Daam Aya To Is Had Tak Utar Aayin
  • Koi Dhobi, Koi Mochi, Koi Hajjam Aajaye

  • ======================================
  •  
  • Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare...
  • Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare Tumhe Sochne K Bad
  • Ab Na Daikhen Gay Kisi Ko Tumhe Daikhne K Bad
  • Dunya Chor Dain Gai Tumhai Chorne K Bad
  • KHUDA! Maaf Kare Itne Jhut Bolne K Bad
  • ====================================== 
  • Funny Poetry Sms in...
  • Funny Poetry Sms in Hindi and Urdu
  • Arz Kia Hai :
  • Aalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya Karo
  • Aalu Kya Gobhi Bhi Khaya Karo
  • Us Gali Mein Rehne Wali,
  • Kabhi Kabhi Humari Gali Bhi Aaya Karo

  • ======================================
  •  
  • Bazahir Wo Mera Khayal...
  • Bazahir Wo Mera Khayal Karti Hai
  • Jhoot Bolti Hai Magar Kamal Karti Hai

  • ======================================
  • Tumse Pyaar Karte Karte...
  • Tumse Pyaar Karte Karte Hamne Kar Diya Crime….
  • Tumse Pyaar Karte Karte Hamne Kar Diya Crime
  • .
  • 1 Is Neither Composite Nor Prime

  • ======================================
  • Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,
  • Agar awaaz hot toh.
  • Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
  • Agar Saaz ho toh.
  • Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
  • Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
  • Agar Mumtaj ho toh.

  • ======================================
  • Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari
  • Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
  • Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

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