Zardari SMS New Best


  • Wife closed her legs after sex,

  • And said,

  • Hum apny baby ka kyaa nam rkhyn gy,

  • Husband condom utaarty huye,

  • Agr isky baad b hua to Zardaari hi rkhen gy.



  • =========================

  • Zardaari ka kutta zardaari se naraz ho gya,

  • Jaa k gndy naaly me kood gya,

  • Doobty huye bola,

  • Ye zulm hum or seh nhi skty,

  • Ik ghr me do kutty reh ni skty.



  • =========================

  • Pakistani to American: tum choron k sath kya slook krty ho,

  • American: hum unky sath achha slook krty hn unky khany peeny ka bht khyaal rkhty hn,

  • Pakistani: bss ye to kuchh bhi nhi,

  • Tum to humse bht peechhy ho is muamly me,

  • Hum to choron ko president bna dety hn.



  • =========================

  • Jesay heera heery ko katta ha,

  • Or loha lohy ko katta ha,

  • Waisy hi ik din zardaari ko kutta katy ga.



  • =========================

  • Humen pta chl gya ha k jb,

  • Zyada log berozgar ho jayen,
  • To isme hmara qusoor nhi ha,
  • Saari dunya me aisy hi hota ha,

  • Pakistan Khapy, Khapy, Khapy.



  • =========================

  • I offer my components a bargain,

  • Stop telling rumors about me,

  • N i ll stop telling the truth about me.



  • =========================

  • Zardaari: meri biwi ko kisny mrwaya,

  • Najoomi: uska naam Z se shuru hota ha,

  • Zardaari: me soch bhi ni skta k zubaida apa mujhy pany k liye is had tk jaa skti ha??



  • =========================

  • Do ganjy ty ik shetaan,

  • Lut k ly gya Pakistan.

  • Zardaari.



  • =========================

  • Eid k pur musarrat moqa pr PPP k arakeen ka khyaal rkhen.

  • Mehrbaani frma kr qurbani ki khaalen PPP k

  • Sadr Asif Ali Zardaari ko den.

  • Shukriya.



  • =========================

  • TerrorIztx Have Kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI
  • & DemNded
  • $5000000,
  • OtherwIxe They Will Burn Him With Petrol
  • Plz Donate
  • I Have Donated 5 Litrex.



  • =========================


  • Ek Zardari Mota Taza Tha
  • Jo Mazay Se Mulk Ko Khata Tha
  • Ding Dong
  • Ding Dong
  • Zardari Ne Beth K Socha K
  • Bibi Ko Dengay Dhoka
  • Bibi Ko MaRngay Goli
  • Or Khaengy Mulk Main Ding Dong
  • Ding Dong
  • Ding Dong
  • Par Army Baari Siyani Thi
  • AOr Zardaari Ki Shamat Aani Thi
  • Par Army Bech Se Nikal Gai
  • Kyon K Mushrraaf Ki Niyat Badal Gai
  • Phir Zardaari Ban Gay Naya Don
  • Ding Dong
  • Ding Dong
  • PakIxtan Ki Siyasaat Bubble Gum.



  • =========================

  • PakIxtani To American: Tm Choron Kay Sath Kya Salook Kartay Hou?
  • American: Hm Unke Sath Bohat Acha Salook Karte Hain
  • Un K Khany Peeney Ki Har Cheez Kah Khayal Rakhtay Hein
  • PakIztani: Bas! Ye To Kuxh Bhi Nahe
  • Tm Abhi Hm Say Bohat Peechay Hou
  • Hm Toh Choron Ko Prexident Banaa Detay Hain.



  • =========================

  • Itni Si Baat Pay Dil Ki Darhkan Hi Ruk Gai
  • Ik Pul Jo Tasawur Kia Us K Baghair Jeenay Ka
  • Meray KaReeb Toh Aao Ki Bahut Udaax Houn Mai
  • Koi Kahani Sunao Ki Bahut Udaas Hoon Mai
  • KIzi Bhi Jhoote Dilaase Se Dil Ko Behlao To Sahi
  • Bus Aaj Toot Ke Chaho Ki Bahut Udaas Hoon Mai.



  • =========================

  • Zardari Ka Kutta Zardari Se Rooth Gaya
  • Jaa K GNday Naalay Main Kood Gaya
  • Doobtay Huye Bola Ab Aur Zulm Nahi Sahengy
  • Ek Ghar Main 2 Kuttay Nahi Rahengay.



  • =========================
  • Ye Kya Tm Sab Log Meri Mil Kaar Maar Rahey Ho?
  • Main Nay Kya Bigara Hai Tmhara?
  • Sudhar Jao Warna Ek Ek Koh Jalaa Kaar Raakh Kaar Donga.
  • Hawhawhahwhahahhah.



  • =========================

  • Wife Closed Her Leg After Sex Nd Asked: Hm Apnay Baby Kah Naam Kya Rakhen Gay?
  • HusbNd Condom Utartay Huye: Agar Iz K Baad Bhi Hua To Zaradari Rakhen Gay.



  • =========================
  • 2 Ghantay Aatay Ki Line Main
  • Khara Rehte Huye Ek Aadmi Ghussay Se Chillaya
  • Main Zaradari Ko Goli Marnaay Jah Rahaa Houn
  • Kuch Dari Baat Woh Wapax
  • Aakr Aatay Ki Line Main Khara Hou Gaya
  • KIxi Nay Puchaa
  • “Keyon Maar Deya?”
  • Usne Maayusi Se Jawab Deyaa
  • Wahan Pe Bhi Line Lagi Hui Hai.



  • =========================
  • Ek He Saff Main Khary Hou Gaye Zardaari Aor
  • Nawaaz
  • Nah Rahi Bibi Aor Nah He Ahmed Faraaz.



  • =========================
  • Ba Adaab
  • Ba Mulahizaa
  • Hoshiyaar
  • Beghairat-E-Azaam
  • Badshaah-E-Kanjaraan
  • Zaleeel-Ul-Mulk
  • Shahenshah-E-Jooa
  • Sardaar-E-Haraami
  • Asif Ali Zardaari Aa Rahay Hain.



  • =========================

  • Naya Tamaasha Naya Madaari

  • Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

  • Lun Pay Charay Q00m Ye Saari

  • Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

  • Nawaz Ke Muth Kes Ne Maari

  • Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

  • Musharraf Ke Ch0yein Kes Ne Saari

  • Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

  • Gilaani Ke Gaand Kes Ne Phari

  • Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

  • Mulk Ka Sab Se Bara Beupari

  • Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari




  • =========================

  • I Studied But Never T0pped
  • T0day T0ppers 0f Best Universities
  • Are My Empl0yees
  • Bill Gates
  • Neither I T0pped N0r
  • I Study T0day I M President
  • Zardari Sahab.



  • =========================

  • FILM
  • L0t00 Pakistan
  • HER0:
  • Zardari
  • HER0IN:
  • Shery Rehman
  • SIDE HER0:
  • Y0usaf Raza Gillani
  • VILLAN:
  • Amin Fahim Nd Nawaz Sharif
  • GUEST APPEARANCE:
  • Altaf Husain Bahi
  • SUPP0RTING ACT0R: Fazal Ur Rahman Nd Asfand Yar Wali
  • SIDE Villans: Chaudhry Br0thers
  • DANCERS:
  • Fehmida Mirza Nd Kashmala Tariq
  • DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
  • Taliban
  • ACTI0N BY:
  • Pak Army
  • SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice
  • FINANCED BY:
  • P00r Pe0ple 0f Pakistan
  • C0ming S00n
  • In All M0biles In Pakistan.



  • =========================

  • ZARDARI Murgiy0n Sey B0la:
  • Agar Tm Sub Ne Kal 22 Anday Na Diye T0 Sub K0 Swat K 0perati0n Ke Tarha ARMY Sey Halaal Karwa D00nga
  • Subah Us Ne Dekha Sub Ne 2 Anday Diye Magar Eik K Nechay Sey Usay 1 Anda Mila
  • ZARDARI
  • Tm Ne Eik Anda Q Diya
  • T0 Us Ne Kaha: Janab Ye B ARMY K Dar Sey Diya Hay
  • Waise Me MURGA H0n



  • =========================

  • ZARDARI Per Essay Aap1952 Me Paida Huway
  • Aap Ne Begharti Ke Ibtedai Taleem Apny M0haly Sey Sh0r0 Ke
  • 00r Aala Taleem K Liye Jail Chly Gay
  • Jb Dkait H0ny Ka Crtifict Hasil H0a T0 Ap Ny H0k0mat K Khzany K0 L0tny K Plan Bnany Sh0r0 Ker Diy 00r Phr Benzir Sey Shadi Ke
  • Ap Ny Pr0fssi0nal Begharti Ka Aghaz Km Umri May He Ker Dya 00r Jld He Mr10% Msh00r H0 Gaye
  • Phir Kurse E Sadarat Pe Aa Bethe 00r Mulk L0tney Mein Apna M0qam Banaya
  • Apki Wafat Ka P00ri Q0um K0 Be Chainee Sey Intizar Hay.



  • =========================
  • 2008-09 main sub sey
  • zyada mitti paleet kis ki
  • hui
  • N0minees:
  • 1: Bush
  • 2.:zardari
  • 3.:Sh0aib Akhtar
  • 4.:Parvez Musharaf
  • &
  • The Winner Is.
  • ( ‘-‘)



  • =========================

  • Quaid-e-Aazam
  • Baani-e-Millat
  • Fatima Jinah
  • Madr-e-Millat
  • Liyaquat Ali
  • Shaheed-e-Millat
  • 0r
  • Zardari
  • Petr0l Ki Qillat
  • Gass ki Qillat
  • Bijli ki Qillat
  • Zillat he Zillat.



  • =========================

  • 2 ekum 2
  • Zardari cheeni d0h
  • 2 duni 4
  • Sub tmsey bezar
  • 2 tiay 6
  • Shetan ke bachey
  • 2 ch0ke 8
  • Sub kuch ker dia barbad
  • 2 panjey 10
  • Ab tu karde bus
  • 2 chikaiy 12
  • Ab tu mat aana dubara
  • 2 satai 14
  • Mulk ka kr dya s0da
  • 2 athey 16
  • Mulk ka bacha bacha b0la
  • 2 nimai 18
  • Picha ch0r de hmara
  • 2 dahaya 20
  • Ab tu chala ja khabees.



  • =========================

  • BUSINESS KYA Hai
  • BAAP: Main tmhari Shadi apni mrzi sey kr0nga
  • BETA: N0!
  • BAAP: Larki Zardari ki beti hai.
  • BETA: Phir Thek hai.
  • Baap Zardari ke pas gaya.
  • BAAP: Main tmhari beti k0h bahu banana chahta
  • hun.
  • Zardari: N0!
  • BAAP: Mera beta W0rld Bank ka CE0 hai.
  • Zardari: Phir Thek hai.
  • Baap w0rld bank k President k pas jata hai.
  • BAAP: Mere bete k0h bank ka CE0 bana d0.
  • Presidnt: N0!
  • BAAP: W0h Zardari ka damad hai.
  • Presidnt: Phir Thek hai.
  • “YEH hai BUSINESS”

  • =========================

  • Ager tm kisi ghareeb k0h
  • us ka haq nahi dilwa saktay t0h
  • J0h j0h kuch us ke paas hai
  • w0h bhi chheen l0h.

  • Hazrat Maulana Asif Ali Zardari.

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